The headline Sunday will read?…

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Dominate in Floyd Tune Up Game

Go Gophers!!

 

[Arminius]

Gopher 'Backyard Offense' Explodes Again While Defense Shuts Out Nevada

GopherHolers predict Gophers to make first 12-team CF playoffs

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Perich with 75-yard Punt return for TD. Multiple fans hospitalized due to shock.

 

[Spaulding!No!]

Trump team - a visit to the MN IA game a possibility.

 

[HitMeAgainIAmStillMoving]

BTC arrested outside Fleck home at 1AM shouting pass the **** ball.

 

[GopherRock]

VIKINGS TO ROLL 49ERS, BECOME SURPRISE NFC CONTENDERS!!!

64 PAGE SPECIAL COACHING STAFF PREVIEW

 

[spermophilus]

Reno Failure: Wolfpack Lacks Control, Leaky D Evident All Over The Bank - Golden Gophers Mop Up, Win 38-17.

 

[gopherbadgerman]

Taylor sets all time carry record in gopher win.

 

[STPGopher]

Nate Burleson Homecoming to watch son Play. Nate-Burleson-II
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Gophers roll!

 

[Spaulding!No!]

Nate Burleson Homecoming to watch son Play. Nate-Burleson-II
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Gophers roll!

His hs was in nj and his home town is in Wash?

 

[mngolf]

VIKES PLAY, TWINS LOSE,...........



Gophers schedule cupcake again.

 

[STPGopher]

His hs was in nj and his home town is in Wash?

Good questions. Doesn't his dad work for CBS now? Perhaps that explains New Jersey.

 

[Word]

His hs was in nj and his home town is in Wash?

I think some people claim their hometown where they grew up at a young age, but that doesn't necessarily match where they went to high school. Like if he moved at age 13 he may consider age 0-13 as his hometown.

 

[denguegopher]

Gophers roll! Will need to shore-up pass defense to knock off Iowa.

 

[fmlizard]

Whatever the AI wrote and then the SEO analytics optimized.

Can a headline have 6 fingers?