The headline Sunday morning will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers "Signal" to Hawkeyes That Bacon Tastes Better at Night in Dominating Win

Go Gophers!!

 

[Jeshurun]

Fuel Added to Fire As Hawkeyes Claim Perich Signaled for a Fair Catch on Game-Winning Punt Return TD

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

The Pig is staying put! Gophers extend shutout streak

 

[gopherbadgerman]

"It's on Me"

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Vikings defense prepares for CJ Stroud and Houston

Lynx begin WNBA playoffs today.
(Jim Souhan Column on why women's sports are better)

Twins face more questions as late-season collapse continues

Police have busy night with drunken football fans in Dinkytown.

Ferentz complains about officiating following Gopher-Iowa game.

 

[restovich]

Gophers win.

Ferentz complains.

Check out our 16 page Viking pre-game analysis.

 

[denguegopher]

"Floyd goes South for the winter." I hope like hell that I am wrong.

 

[MaxyJR1]

MN out Iowas Hawkeyes again to claim second straight battle for Floyd.

 

[99Gopher]

I'm giving this from the Iowa perspective:

"Hawks get Wings Clipped by Minnesota after another Terrible Offensive Outing"

On a side note, I found this on YouTube (Anyone know this guy?)

Who hates Iowa? Minnesota Golden Gophers vs Purdue Boilermakers 10/1/2022 #football

www.youtube.com

 

[GophersInIowa]

Fuel Added to Fire As Hawkeyes Claim Perich Signaled for a Fair Catch on Game-Winning Punt Return TD

You forgot the second part of the headline:

As it turned out they were actually watching the pee wee football halftime entertainment but were too drunk to know the difference.

 

[MaxyJR1]

You forgot the second part of the headline:

As it turned out they were actually watching the pee wee football halftime entertainment but were too drunk to know the difference.

Perich legally returns punt for winning score!

 

[46Gophers]

Floyd enjoys Minnesota, to stay for another year!

 

[STPGopher]

Hawkeye fan removed from Huntington stadium had a blood alcohol level of 0.350.
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Gophers aerial attack grounds Hawkeyes.

 

[spermophilus]

Point Of No Return: Rules Followed, Iowa Run Game Hollowed, Floyd Wallows (In Gopher Glory) As Goldy Wins19-17

 

[Arminius]

"THE GOPHERS WIN....THAAAAAAAAA GOPHERS WIN" (Using my best John Sterling voice...a legendary baseball announcer for the Yankees)

 

[Gophergrandpa]

Gophers Notch 3rd Consecutive Shutout in Rout of Hawkeyes.

 

[Slim Tubby]

'Visiting IA Fans Request Asylum"

 

[WoodburyTim]

“Gophers As Happy As a Pig in Shit, Top Iowa to Retain Floyd.”

 

[walrus]

Hawkeyes headed home hungry.
Ferentz fans fumed.
Gopher’s got game!

Ann Arbor awaits
Fleck’s frenzied flock.

 

[#2Gopher]

Everything in sync, Gopher's roll and Floyd stays home

 

[JZABR]

Gophers "Signal" to Hawkeyes That Bacon Tastes Better at Night in Dominating Win

Go Gophers!!

This one is the winner

 

[GopherEnEspaña]

Gophers pass for 350 yards, Perich houses a punt return, Ferentz cries at the press conference

 

[FredCoxRocks]

Minnesota-Iowa recap; Dozens of Hawkeye fans miss the first half of game, "We couldn't find the Metrodome on our TomTom", cites one

 

[FanSinceTheFifties]

Gophers Keep Floyd

 

[Otis]

Gophers hold third FCS level offense scoreless in a row!

Floyd happy as a pig in mud!

 

[GopherMarroon]

Iowa Fans Escape South
After Defeated Team Could Not

 

[gophernut1]

After stunning 24-0 Gopher victory , Hawkeye fans are asking for Brian to come back

 

[1983]

Iowa continues the domination, Fleck not speechless, says its on him again.

 

[Jack jones]

3 field goals aren’t enough to beat Hawkeyes

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Blair loses the Sega NHL 95 tailgate trophy, again.