The headline in the Wednesday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Cougars Can't Suspend or Expel Gophers As Minnesota Runs Past Washington State 31-17

Go Gophers!!

 

[Maroon92]

Cougars can't derail the Gopher train and lose 35-24

 

[El Amin Fan]

Gophers Dedicate Performance to Claeys, Win in Convincing Style

Sub-headline: Coyle gives Claeys 3 Year Extension, Press Conference Thursday

 

[GringaGopher]

Cougars can't derail the Gopher train and lose 35-24

Gophers secondary derailed for an embarrassing loss.

 

[gopherdudepart2]

Gophers bang out close win in Holiday bowl with ground and pound.

 

[Go4]

gophers pound cougars tuesday, look forward to hump day celebration wednesday

 

[Atl Gopher]

Luke Falk changes his mind again after being sacked 6 times by the Gophers as the Gophers win in a Thriller. He will declare for the NFL draft and not return for his senior season.

Good luck with Coyles in his post game decision on Claeys after a 9 win season and back-to-back bowl victories.

 

[MennoSota]

Cougar's catch flight over grounded Gophers.

 

[Carlson 79]

Undermanned Gophers overwhelmed by Cougars, 43-24

 

[Some Day...Maybe]

Gophers continue to embarrass themselves, routed by Cougars


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[Iceland12]

Gophers Beat Huskies - Gopherholers on Suicide Watch

 

[short ornery norwegian]

best guess for actual headline -

Leach's Air Raid offense gets the better of shorthanded Gopher Secondary.

(I would love to see a Gopher win, but against the WSU offense with a depleted secondary, I just don't see it. Best chance for Gophers is to control TOP and win a low-scoring game. But I don't know if the offense can pull that off.)

 

[Gopher028]

'Gophers blood sucked out by the Leach'
'with big loss and assault scandal, Claeys
days likely numbered'

 

[GoodasGold]

Gophers top Spartans in home opener!

 

[Some Day...Maybe]

No Holiday for Gophers, season mercifully ends


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[Tlsbhansen]

Gophers give Administration and Media the finger with 42 -6 rout of Washington St.

 

[Stan The Caddy]

Aggressive Cougars pounce on young Gophers...

 

[Sparlimb]

Claeys sent on Holiday, permanently.

 

[Sparlimb]

Leidner sets bowl game record for futility, Claeys still supports him.

 

[Sparlimb]

Coyle says decision to fire Claeys was made by Tracy Claeys.

 

[Sparlimb]

Or if I know our papers:

Gophers crush Michigan State, but Coyle fires Claeys anyway.

 

[MaxyJR1]

Aggressive Cougars pounce on young Gophers...

Cougars Train Young Gophers, Claeys Extension Laid to Rest for Good.


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[beavergopher]

Deja Tu. Mike Leach gets second Gopher coach fired.

 

[STPGopher]

Shock the World! Gophers sack Cougars.

 

[Hazmatt]

"Gopher Football can only go up from here"

 

[The Lorax]

"Air Raided"

Wazzu's passing attack proves too much for the gophers, 38-17.

 

[Gopherocious]

Gophers Beat Huskies - Gopherholers on Suicide Watch

What sport are the Gophers playing UW in?

My guess-
Pirate finishes off sinking Gophers' Ship in Rout

 

[Bad Gopher]

Gophers Flip The Script: Leidner Goes Mental Through The Air

Claeys Declines Extension Offer, Will Run For Gov

POLLYANNA!!!

 

[Iceland12]

What sport are the Gophers playing UW in?

We are talking about the Strib and Pioneer Press aren't we?

Took a long time for someone to notice that. Must be on more ignore lists than I thought...

 

[Gopherocious]

We are talking about the Strib and Pioneer Press aren't we?

Took a long time for someone to notice that. Must be on more ignore lists than I thought...

Haha touche! Didn't catch the sarcasm!