The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Offense Boiling Hot As U Wins 38-13

Go Gophers!!

 

[ruppertflywheel]

Gophers restrain Purdue 39-35.

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Moose and squirrel wanders onto TCF field during game, score three touchdowns.

 

[saintpauljeff]

Claeys hotseat boiling as Gophers lose to Purdue 45-40

 

[Ruggers]

Gophers run over Purdue 37-17...sub-head: Brooks and Smith both over 100 yds rushing

 

[Ski U Mah 55]

It will be a in-depth "Get To Know Pat Shurmur" piece.

 

[GophersInIowa]

Restroom #3 runs out of TP, Gophers fans upset

 

[MaxyJR1]

Satisfied or Not? Season Begins Next Week.

or

Gophers 4-2 Entering Conference Playoffs.

 

[Jeshurun]

Can Vikings Break Offensive Drought Without Norv

 

[beavergopher]

Gophers show no restraint in hammering of the Boilermakers.

 

[Tlsbhansen]

Gophers rack up over 400 yards rushing in 42 - 13 win over Purdue

 

[tikited]

Gophers win handily, but no spirals from Leidner has fan base still worried.

 

[GopherRock]

Lions Bring High Flying Offense to US Bank Stadium

 

[everybody knows my name]

Yeah, my post on this page was edited by Gopherhole Staff without permission. Then when I restored it, they deleted it and admonished me. So now my predicted headline is:

EVERYBODY LIKES THE GOPHERS
Everything is fine

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Yeah, my post on this page was edited by Gopherhole Staff without permission. Then when I restored it, they deleted it and admonished me. So now my predicted headline is:

EVERYBODY LIKES THE GOPHERS
Everything is fine

http://i.imgur.com/dVHQ7ME.gif

 

[everybody knows my name]

http://i.imgur.com/dVHQ7ME.gif

Everybody likes Bacon.
Everything is fine.

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

Wild Continue Mastery over 'Lanche

Dunn Cools off Westbrook in Wolves Upset

Gophers Win - Clinch Winning Record

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Gophers can teach Vikes a thing or two about how to put away an inferior opponent.