The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Don't Clown Around, Reclaim Floyd in Convincing Win

Go Gophers!!

 

[ruppertflywheel]

" This little Piggy stayed home"

 

[Ignatius L Hoops]

Minnesota Football Equipment Truck Spotted in Baton Rouge.

 

[Vandy]

Gophers Outlast Iowa, Floyd Permanently Welded To The New Football Complex.

-OR-

Gophers Outlast Iowa, Floyd To Be Buried With Sid Hartman.

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Texans Provide Another Formidable Test for Vikes D.Gophers bury depleted Hawkeyes in a route.

 

[everybody knows my name]

Gophers Run Away from Hawkeyes
Dayton comments, "Well Uhhhh uhhh - that is to say...errr, uhhh"
Sid replies "Huh?"