The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Ground Game Leads to Dominating Win

Go Gophers!!

 

[BarnBoy]

Leidner, Gophers Ram it Up Colorado State's Arse with 55-10 Victory

Too porny?

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

Asiata has Hangnail - Doubtful for Carolina

BUT Seriously---

Leidner Does It Again

4 More TD Passes as Gopher Cruise 42-17

 

[Vandy]

Gopher Backfield Rams Colorado State

 

[STPGopher]

Goldy Gopher(Mascot) is in stable condition. Goldy Gopher was admitted to HCMC after doing too many push-ups during football game...

 

[CWCWCW]

Gophers smoke Colorado State- Brooks runs for 187 after laying in weeds

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[short ornery norwegian]

The main headline in the Sunday sports section will be something about the Vikings game - to be followed by multiple sidebars on various aspects of the Vikings game.

The headline for the Gophers game will be something like "Gophers post ho-hum victory over CSU."

 

[everybody knows my name]

HILLARY ARRESTED, TRUMP PUNCHES RABBI; DEBATE CANCELED

Gophers beat CSU, details on page d11

 

[beavergopher]

Leidner throws consecutive spirals in victory over CSU.

 

[FireDaveLee]

I'm excited for the KSTP sportscast this weekend, when Joe Schmidt can say "as the Gophers Rammed Colorado State" while he gives a little chuckle & stupid sh!t-eating grin.....

 

[station19]

THE SPORTS PEACH
will not appear in today's edition.

 

[minibeaver]

Leidner first college QB to convert on 3rd and 99 due to multiple false start penalties.

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Leidner throws consecutive spirals in victory over CSU.

 

[GoodasGold]

Sid Hartman dead at 95. Column will continue.

 

[ruppertflywheel]

Well you know the " Little Darlings'" will capture the first 8 pages. Btw.....keep your daughter's close. Adrian Peterson has a lot of "free" time

 

[PMWinSTP]

Well you know the " Little Darlings'" will capture the first 8 pages. Btw.....keep your daughter's close. Adrian Peterson has a lot of "free" time

Umpteenth example of why you are not taken seriously, at all. Might want to brush up on apostrophe usage...

 

[ruppertflywheel]

Umpteenth example of why you are not taken seriously, at all. Might want to brush up on apostrophe usage...

JMO. I don't give a rat's ass about the Kings language on the Gopher hole. Waste your Nazi grammar police on someone else.Adrian Peterson is a dick and the Vikings don't deserve 8 pages of coverage in the Strib. Have a nice evening Himmler.

 

[fan of Ray Williams]

Leidner, Gophers Ram it Up Colorado State's Arse with 55-10 Victory

Too porny?

Uh no, not at all.

 

[PMWinSTP]

JMO. I don't give a rat's ass about the Kings language on the Gopher hole. Waste your Nazi grammar police on someone else.Adrian Peterson is a dick and the Vikings don't deserve 8 pages of coverage in the Strib. Have a nice evening Himmler.

Too funny, but typical. Can dish but not take. As I said before, I'm Polish...so the childish Nazi jabs completely miss the mark. Also, to insinuate that grown women are helpless and need their daddies to protect them from Peterson is pretty insulting. JMO. BTW...good job on the rat's ass apostrophe.

 

[ruppertflywheel]

Too funny, but typical. Can dish but not take. As I said before, I'm Polish...so the childish Nazi jabs completely miss the mark. Also, to insinuate that grown women are helpless and need their daddies to protect them from Peterson is pretty insulting. JMO. BTW...good job on the rat's ass apostrophe.

PM.... it's an opinion board. Everybody puffs their chests up and blows hot air. There is no right or wrong. It's an opinion, and in the grand scheme of things the only that carries any weight Is how the Gophers do. Btw......my wife is Polish

 

[MNGoldenGophers1]

Leidner, Gophers Ram it Up Colorado State's Arse with 55-10 Victory

Too porny?

I guess if we're going this route instead I've Liedner I'd rather have it star the dance team. Please understand I'm not judging. Just a personal preference.

 

[WorkingMyTailOff]

Polish people are pretty cool. My granny hailed from there.
Headline shall read (believe me):
Through the clouds Gophers shine Golden

 

[GoodasGold]

What's the difference between Polish and polish

 

[PMWinSTP]

What's the difference between Polish and polish

The kings language...

 

[GoodasGold]

What's the difference between sh*t and shinola

 

[PMWinSTP]

What's the difference between sh*t and shinola

Five letters?