The headline in the Sunday paper will read?…


‘Gophers receive 9th Hawkeye loss in a row… does anyone remember the Leidner thrashing for their last Hawkeye win?’
 

Taylor Swift was seen partying with......
 

“Hawkeyes 3 Non-Offensive TDs Spark 21-4 Win Over Gophers”

Also In Today’s Strib:

“Gophers Lament Average Starting Position On Their Own 4 Yd-line”

“Iowa QB Hill Throws 2 Backward Passes - Leads To 2 Safeties, Minny’s Only Points”
 



Hawkeyes Edge Gophers in Punt-Fest

(I expect this to be a repeat of the Nebraska game, but with us losing this time because Iowa is our new curse)
 

Environmentalists expect cloud of stink over state to leave by Sunday night.
 









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