The headline in the Saturday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Trampled by Gophers, Turtles' "Victory" Song Not Sung


Go Gophers!!

 

[BTChamp]

Maryland fires coach after being first team in recorded history to score negative points.

 

[Otis]

Maryland Offense Stays in it's Shell. Less Successful than Biden in this Approach.

 

[RogueGopher]

Record Setting Night As Gophers Leave Maryland Shell-Shocked in 63-14 Blowout.

 

[2nd Degree Gopher]

At least they played

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Vikings prepare for Packers amid trade speculation.

The Gophers-Maryland game was still in progress when this edition was published.

 

[Grant]

Depleted Gophers fall in OT.

 

[#2Gopher]

Despite depleted, Gophers are elite

 

[GFBfan]

Unstoppable Offense, Improved Defense and Special Special Teams result in a blowout victory over Maryland
KO team mastery of the pooch kick and the offense never getting to fourth down lead to a lopsided 53 - 24 win. The defense still had some troubles, but showed some signs of improvement.

 

[IceBoxGopher]

Gophers bounce back with road win

 

[restovich]

Gophers win

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Probably a My Pillow add or something.

 

[Ignatius L Hoops]

In a Turnaround From 2018, Gophers Emerge Victorious By Limiting Terps to Under 20 Yds per Rush

 

[#2Gopher]

Probably a My Pillow add or something.

May not be an add but rather a government agency coming down on My Pillow for false claims again.

 

[Yah-E]

After A Disappointing Season Opener Loss, Gophers Found Their First Win Against A High School Team Under Friday Night Lights!