The headline in the Friday newspaper will be?…

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Tar UNC On the Heel of Darius Taylor.

Go Gophers!!

 

[BTChamp]

"Gopher fans reprimanded for standing and drinking beer."

 

[Roland Brooks]

This one is on me… again.. PartV

 

[denguegopher]

"Hampton runs for 200 yards, Gophers 0-1." I hope that I am wrong.

 

[Gophergrandpa]

What A Game!

 

[Word]

"Vikings Sign 3 More Cornerbacks"

 

[99Gopher]

Gopher Transfer QB Max Brosmer has Strong Debut with over 250 yds and 2 TDs in Minn Win!

 

[stemar]

Dewey Defeats Truman

 

[gopherbadgerman]

“It’s on me”

 

[Denver_Gopher]

Turtles slow pace can't keep up with Goldy

 

[UpAndUnder43]

Tim Walz Replaces Fleck Clone As Gopher HC, Board Of Trustees Like The Trusty Walz

 

[spermophilus]

Forward Pass Now Also Legal Again In Stadium Village: Brosmer Doesn’t Bogart “The Program” - Passes It Around To Many Happy Teammates As Goldy Smokes UNC 31-27, Seeks Another Bowl

 

[BTChamp]

Dewey Defeats Truman

We landed on the moon!!!!!

 

[fmlizard]

A QR code with how to subscribe on the website

 

[BilldGopher]

Gophers Spike Heels in Revenge Match

 

[goldenboy]

Gophers Beat the Tar Out of the Heels

 

[FredCoxRocks]

Lightning strikes interrupt Gopher-Tar Heel football game; 3rd quarter just wrapping up

 

[RogueGopher]

"With alll eyes on Boulder, North Dakota State upsets Colorado"

 

[99Gopher]

If Deion were to slip up the attention could definitely shift by games end. My new headline would be: "Despite Convincing Minn Win, National attention shifts to Colorado Debacle."

 

[Arminius]

"Major" Win for Gophers Despite Key Injuries

(Sub headline) Bosmer, Major and other transfer players give team Big Mo in second half

 

[Arminius]

If Deion were to slip up the attention could definitely shift by games end. My new headline would be: "Despite Convincing Minn Win, National attention shifts to Colorado Debacle."

I'm not a hater but four games into the season I have this feeling Colorado fans will be asking each other, "So what your favorite Deion Sanders moment?"

 

[GopherFanatic19]

The streets turn red, with Tar Heel blood in blowout victory

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Turtles slow pace can't keep up with Goldy

Turtles?

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Twins playoff hopes slipping away?

Vikings weigh roster moves as they prep for season opener.

Lynx continue push for 2nd seed in playoffs.

More rain holds down attendance at State Fair.

......The Gopher football game was in progress as this edition was being printed. check the website for details.......

 

[EcgopherFan]

Minnesota Starts New Bromence as Max Leads Gophers Pass't Heels

 

[Sane24]

Turtles?

Terrapins are Maryland!
Minnesotan flunks Geography!

 

[Mr. 131]

Uncle Rico thinks Brosmer can throw over the mountains as Gophers uppercut their way to flawless victory!

 

[FredCoxRocks]

Very few of these aged well.