The headline in Sunday's newspaper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

West Metro Paper: "Investigative Report: 2007 Incident Involving Dominic Jones Shows Pattern of Behavior Within Football Program"

East Metro Paper: "Gophers Dominate Huskers for 3rd Straight Win Over Once-Proud Program"

Go Gophers!!

 

[BarnBoy]

Does Jerry Kill have control of his program?

C16: We don't know. Just wanted to ask...

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Did Jerry Kill beat AP's children?!?!?! / How awesome has AP been this year?

 

[Rescooter]

Bleed Gopher makes 3rd straight victory call: Nebraska decides to forfeit.

 

[SelectionSunday]

Santoso Goes Boffo, 4 FGs Have Gophers Tied For 1st In The West

 

[GophersInIowa]

Vikings Party Boat Scandal was actually the Gophers Coaches.

 

[supadupafly]

West Metro Paper: Did Jerry Kill father an illegitimate alien child from Mars?

East Metro Paper: Gophers bruising running attack stymies Huskers as Gophers rush to victory

 

[MNGoldenGophers1]

Read the other paper, we thought it was a bye week.

 

[GopherHomer]

"Brooks Assaults Husker DBs in Gopher Victory: When Did Coach Kill Know?"

 

[Go4fan4ever]

Aww shucks, Gophers roll over Huskers.

 

[55309DRB]

Vikings time to shine after the Gophers beat a team that killed them in the 80's

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Strib: Big Front page headline:
Allegations of Sexual assault leave cloud over Gopher FB program.
(page 5, small print: Gopher FB team beats Nebraska)

PiPress: Gophers continue momentum with victory over Nebraska.

 

[die hard gopher]

Did Jerry Kill beat AP's children?!?!?! / How awesome has AP been this year?

That was good!

 

[Vandy]

Anonymous E Mail Sheds Doubt On Gopher Victory.

 

[e.bigelow]

Vikings Party Boat Scandal was actually the Gophers Coaches.

HAHAHA. Just LOL'd in my office.

 

[e.bigelow]

"F*#K THE HATERZ, Nebraska Assaulted By Smith, Brooks in Gopher Win" - Edited by Ken Chia - Star Tribune Sports Desk Editor

 

[supadupafly]

"F*#K HATERZ, Nebraska Assaulted By Smith, Brooks in Gopher Win" - Edited by Ken Chia - Star Tribube Sports Desk Editor

You win! Well done.

 

[Dr.Don]

Strib: Gophers win.

PP: GOPHERS WIN!!!

 

[Jeshurun]

Gophers Behind Serial Polar Bear Stabbings - Did Coach Kill Know?

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Minnesota victimized Nebraska in display of ritualized violence. Kill the reported ring leader.

 

[wait!what?]

leidner is who we thought he was.

 

[gopherfannnn]

Maybe something like:

Gophers Rough Up Nebraska With Offensive Textual Assault

 

[Stuff]

Vikings Party Boat Scandal was actually the Gophers Coaches.

Outstanding work! It's post like this that keep me coming back to this forum.

 

[Mvgopher]

Drone attack downs N
On Military Appreciation Day
Red Star Tribune to investigate tactics

 

[Killjoy]

I am who you think I am.

FIFY - That's right. We get it. Your endless anti Leidner posts are really sophomoric.

 

[Gopher04]

No talent, No problem

 

[stocker08]

"F*#K THE HATERZ, Nebraska Assaulted By Smith, Brooks in Gopher Win" - Edited by Ken Chia - Star Tribune Sports Desk Editor

LOL! Excellent.

 

[BleedGopher]

Husker fans chime in:

HEADLINES: Asked fans for their headlines on the game on Twitter. Some of the suggestions included: “That’s De’Mornay!” … “Finally!” … “No Broken Hearts, Only Broken Chair” … “Gopher Broke” (which I guess works after a Husker win or loss) … “4 Quarters And A Change” … “Ski-U-YEAH” (play off Minnesota chant) …” And, for you lovers of Dairy Queen, which began in Minnesota, “Gophers Get Dilly’D.” We’ll all try harder next week.

http://journalstar.com/sports/huske...cle_2f3b78e6-bb35-55b6-8580-2318c473c389.html

Go Gophers!!