The headline in Sunday's newspaper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

"Gophers Offensive Frustration 'Boils Up', Until Second Half Explosion Leads to Convincing Win"

Go Gophers!!

 

[Rescooter]

Gopher M*A*S*H Unit dominates Boilermakers.

 

[nasa35]

shut out again

 

[WorkingMyTailOff]

Gophers Gain Confidence By Popping Boilers

 

[e.bigelow]

"Welp, that stunk."

 

[GoldenRodents]

Athletic Training Center Shows Immediate Results

 

[Sparlimb]

Gophers punter Mortell makes bid for All-American status.

 

[JoeDirt]

Fabulous Freshman: Gophers destroy Vermont 8-0

 

[Sparlimb]

Fabulous Freshman: Gophers destroy Vermont 8-0

I'd be happy to read that one...

 

[Go4fan4ever]

Gophers look well-fed after cake walk in West Lafayette.

 

[GringaGopher]

Gophers look well-fed after cake walk in West Lafayette.

Lynx face crucial game four against Indiana.

 

[DoubleAlum]

"Gophers Volunteer Kicking-Tee Retriever 'Proves His Thesis' to Limegrover: Designed Winning Offensive Game Plan To Defeat Purdue"

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Vikings Preview

 

[MNinsider]

"Lynx Look to Finish Off Indiana"

 

[DoubleAlum]

Minnesota Offense Gets "Gentryfied": Redshirt Freshman Receiver Grabs 3 TDS/Goes For 200 Yards

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Two choices:

"Gophers overcome hapless offense to narrowly defeat Purdue."

or

"Hapless offense dooms Gophers in Loss to Purdue."

 

[Gophers4Life]

Georgia boys carry Gophers to win at Purdue

 

[Great Plains Gopher]

Gopher offense comes alive in high-scoring game with wild finish

 

[beavergopher]

Perra passes Gophers to comeback win.

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Transgender intramural ultimate frisbee team files petition. Facilities groundbreaking delayed.

 

[icepirate13]

Wild dominate Blues once more

 

[bamor5229]

"Gophers Offensive Frustration 'Boils Up', Until Second Half Explosion Leads to Convincing Win"

Go Gophers!!

Nailed it! Way to go on the prognostication!

 

[dpodoll68]

"Gophers Offensive Frustration 'Boils Up', Until Second Half Explosion Leads to Convincing Win"

Go Gophers!!