Tell the new Badger coach to bring the bacon slab.

[wait!what?]

both squads playing well, meeting late in the season. bring the slab.

 

[DarrenTheGreek]

It's hanging in Barry's office and if you've noticed, Barry doesn't share pork.

 

[Cayman]

I say we just take the axe even if we lose the game, and then "lose" it somewhere.

 

[RodentRampage]

The Slab of Bacon was never retired, it doesn't belong to Wisconsin. I'd say put it in the College Football Hall of Fame. Or it could be used for basketball or hockey. Of course, it would be wrong to steal it back, but I might donate to the legal defense fund of anyone who did <s>steal</s> liberate it...

 

[CWCWCW]

The Slab of Bacon was never retired, it doesn't belong to Wisconsin. I'd say put it in the College Football Hall of Fame. Or it could be used for basketball or hockey. Of course, it would be wrong to steal it back, but I might donate to the legal defense fund of anyone who did <s>steal</s> liberate it...

Would you be willing to swap the stein for the bacon? It's about time for Detlef and the best picture of all time. The story never gets old.

 

[GoldenRodents]

I say we just take the axe even if we lose the game, and then "lose" it somewhere.

Cayman, that would be reptilian