I hate this line of thinking...
"Oh, I'll bet Eden Prairie could beat the Gophers in football, Hahaha."
Anyone who thinks a HS team could beat a major college team or a major college team could beat a top level professional team knows nothing about sports.
Think of it this way - how many players on the Gophers will even make it to the NBA? 1? 2? And that's being generous. Even a bad NBA team like the Wolves have an entire roster of players at the level that most Gophers will never make it to. Additionally, the wolves players are more mature, older, more experienced, and practice the game for a living.
The difference between the two teams is big.