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Don't know anything about Syracuse this year so don't know if those are big losses or not. As for overall health teams are typically in pretty good shape health wise by the time the bowl game rolls around outside of guys that were lost for the year during the season.

I would assume our injury report will be reasonably short outside of the guys like BBC, Christensen, and Engel who were already done for the season. Most of the nagging stuff should be gone by now.
 



matt said:
That will be a big blow to the team. I don't know if they can recover from that one.
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As a retired Proctologist, it is extremely hard to treat an injury called "dislocated ass". And butthurt is really the layman's term for sprained ass.

The only way to treat both injuries is to repeatedly kick their asses in a football game. And then there is still the danger of relapses.
 


MNVCGUY said:
Don't know anything about Syracuse this year so don't know if those are big losses or not. As for overall health teams are typically in pretty good shape health wise by the time the bowl game rolls around outside of guys that were lost for the year during the season.

I would assume our injury report will be reasonably short outside of the guys like BBC, Christensen, and Engel who were already done for the season. Most of the nagging stuff should be gone by now.
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LOL - If you really don't have any new information it is not necessary that you tell us that. On the other hand that is lot better than making things up.:rolleyes:
 

Dr.Don said:
As a retired Proctologist, it is extremely hard to treat an injury called "dislocated ass". And butthurt is really the layman's term for sprained ass.

The only way to treat both injuries is to repeatedly kick their asses in a football game. And then there is still the danger of relapses.
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:clap: Looking forward to them having that particular chronic condition!
 

Killjoy said:
LOL - If you really don't have any new information it is not necessary that you tell us that. On the other hand that is lot better than making things up.:rolleyes:
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Sorry didn't realize that every comment on here had to be full of substance and new information. Last thing I want is for my comment to take space away from the valuable discussion about "dislocated ass" taking place in this same thread. You have my most sincere apologies for any pain and suffering my comment may have caused you during this joyous holiday season.
 

MNVCGUY said:
Sorry didn't realize that every comment on here had to be full of substance and new information. Last thing I want is for my comment to take space away from the valuable discussion about "dislocated ass" taking place in this same thread. You have my most sincere apologies for any pain and suffering my comment may have caused you during this joyous holiday season.
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MNV, at least you learned some things about this thread, amongst other threads on GopherHole...Substance and new information are meaningless!!! :) Bull$hit rules!!!
 



Dr.Don said:
As a retired Proctologist, it is extremely hard to treat an injury called "dislocated ass". And butthurt is really the layman's term for sprained ass.

The only way to treat both injuries is to repeatedly kick their asses in a football game. And then there is still the danger of relapses.
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Sounds like you're hitting the nog a little early this year
 

Eskridge was the team leader in tackles and INTs. That will be a fairly substantial loss. Whigham was second on the team in INTs and may not have been a full time starter but obviously played a lot.

But clearly with that astoundingly dominant run defense (at least against teams ranked lower than 112th in the nation in rushing), the loss of these two players won't even be hiccup.
 

Dr.Don said:
As a retired Proctologist, it is extremely hard to treat an injury called "dislocated ass". And butthurt is really the layman's term for sprained ass.

The only way to treat both injuries is to repeatedly kick their asses in a football game. And then there is still the danger of relapses.
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In the NFL, it would be prolapse.

BS rules! Got that right.
 

MNVCGUY said:
Sorry didn't realize that every comment on here had to be full of substance and new information. Last thing I want is for my comment to take space away from the valuable discussion about "dislocated ass" taking place in this same thread. You have my most sincere apologies for any pain and suffering my comment may have caused you during this joyous holiday season.
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+1 Thanks for putting things in a proper perspective. Your latest post definitely was worth reading. It made me laugh and didn't cause me any pain and suffering. Actually your previous one didn't either. I just couldn't figure out where you were going with it. I was starting to have flashbacks to some of wren's old posts and that made me laugh.
 



My source at the Syracuse Shopper and Daily Bugle confirms that 71 players have been given an initial diagnosis of sand in their vaginas. Two defensive linemen have been felled by the clap, and both the holder and the long snapper are on the mend from Achy Breaky Hearts.
 

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