Syracuse fans have a little fun predicting the score of todays game

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1000 Islands 19 vs 17 10000 Lakes
Vanessa 28 vs 17 Prince
Biden 15 vs 12 Mondale
Orange Pulp 35 vs 17 Golden Roadkill
Larry Csonka 24 vs 17 Lawrence Maroney
Hardnosed 24 vs 13 Cold nosed
Columbo 28 vs 21 Marge Gunderson
The Mallet 20 vs 17 Whack a mole
Lou Reed 21 vs 14 Lou Grant
Tom Coughlin 27 vs 17 Tony Dungy
Three Trees 21 vs 17 Twin Cities
Skytop 20 vs 17 Skyways
SU 17 vs 14 UM Jr
Syracuse 17 vs 14 Rutgers of the Midwest
Orange 21 vs 17 Golden
Syracuse 16 vs 23 Minnesota
Chappelles 24 vs 20 Target



Well, those are the ones that were posted and I was able to jot down before I got banned. Again.


Noticed 2 things, #1, apparently SU fans are pretty stuck on the idea that we're only going to score 17 points. And #2, doesn't seem they have even a fraction of the creative imaginations that Gopher fans do, and I am guessing we can come up with a lot of superior predictions. I'll start,



my prediction for todays game, seeing as they are so convinced we'll only score 17 points.


Poul Anderson 17 - 6 Barry N Malzberg


and for those who have no clue who those 2 are,


Bob Dylan 17 - 6 Lou Reed
 


If they are going to go with Larry Csonka they should at least give us Bronko Nagurski instead of Laurence Maroney. Heck Marion Barber III would have been a better option.
 

Pug Lund, Bruce Smith, Sonny Franck, Paul Giel, Sandy Stephens, etc....
 

MNVCGUY said:
If they are going to go with Larry Csonka they should at least give us Bronko Nagurski instead of Laurence Maroney. Heck Marion Barber III would have been a better option.
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They were trying to be funny, but I am sure Minnesota fans can one up them in this department.
 


SickAndTiredOfLosingToWI said:
"Rutgers of the Midwest"... that's pretty rich coming from Central Upstate New York Community College.
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Yeah, that was my favorite one of the bunch, because its so far from the truth, it actually was the only one that made me laugh.




Oh, and I forgot one,


Functional Dome with good sightlines -- 23 to 17 Unwanted Dome.
 

They did the same sort of thing for the Maui basketball game. I think it's a fun twist on your typical score prediction thread.
 


Summit 38 - Ommegang 10

Or...
Up North vs. Upstate
Superior vs. Ontario
Lutefisk vs. Buffalo Wings (they might actually have us here)
 




I think those photo comparisons are pretty funny. In fact, that gimmick is good enough to rip off.
 

Pompous Elitist said:
They had a little fun with the team pics as well. While this is insulting, low-class, bush-league, eighth grader humor I did chuckle at the conor Rhoda and limegrover comparisons.

http://syracusefan.com/threads/minnesota-look-a-likes.64121/

More fuel for the fire.
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Hey, I shouldn't reveal this, but I was probably the only poster here who got included in their fun. Mine wasn't even close to funny, and I'm not saying that because they tried poking fun of me, I can and often do laugh at myself. But just goes to show you the kind of fans the Orange have. "low-class, bush-league" describes them well, just missing a few more negatives.

I can't say all of them, though, rawphenomenon is a pretty cool poster, he even gave us props over there, said most of us here were really cool.
 




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