Sweeping Proclamations Thread

[howeda7]

Post your Ridiculous Sweeping Proclamations here:

I'll Start.

-Season Over!

 

[book]

Its just the way we lose = Rodney clunks 2 free throws - Coleman is way overmatched tonight - Eliot can't make a shot - Iowa can only score if we get back on defense.

 

[Gopher07]

This is the ____ Gopher team I've ever seen in my lifetime. They have no ____, no _____, and no _____. _____! Might as well ____ the team and give the money to _____. _____ Tubby now.

 

[scher215]

This is the ____ Gopher team I've ever seen in my lifetime. They have no ____, no _____, and no _____. _____! Might as well ____ the team and give the money to _____.

Well done.

 

[howeda7]

This is the ____ Gopher team I've ever seen in my lifetime. They have no ____, no _____, and no _____. _____! Might as well ____ the team and give the money to _____. _____ Tubby now.

Excellent. But it's missing a space for '______ Flip now!'

 

[CrocShots]

This is the __Sluttiest__ Gopher team I've ever seen in my lifetime. They have no __smell__, no ___touch__, and no __dance moves___. _SILLY_! Might as well __ kick __ the team and give the money to __canada___. ___Sing With__ Tubby now.

Mad Libs.

 

[Gopher07]

Mad Libs.

You got a winner there. I'm gonna kick Ralph and get to singin'

 

[GopherinPhilly]

This game was an utter disappointment...