Souhan: Gophers' progress under Brewster goes like this: Bleak, bleaker, bleakest

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The problem with losing to USD: The Gophers weren't ready to play.

The problem with losing to USC: The Gophers were ready as they'll ever be.

Coach Brew's crew played well Saturday, and still needed a garbage-time touchdown to lose 32-21 to a team that thinks extra points are as expendable as toothpicks, and penalties are a good way to get your name mentioned on TV.

"Losing," said quarterback Adam Weber, "is getting old."

Losing, at this point in Tim Brewster's tenure, is a rite of fall.

Not that this program would necessarily look much different if the guy on the other sideline had landed in Dinkytown.

We are an either/or society. Republican or Democrat. Coke or Pepsi. Seinfeld or Newman. Milli or Vanilli.

We engage in debates as if there is always one right and one wrong answer, when sometimes the correct answer is "none of the above."

When Gophers athletic director Joel Maturi sought Glen Mason's replacement, he debated current USC coach Lane Kiffin and Brewster. Both recruited well for elite programs -- Kiffin for USC and Brewster for Texas. Both believe they can talk a Minnesotan into buying snow in the winter.

Today, we have to admit that Maturi didn't leave himself with much of a choice.

Kiffin, spurned in his efforts to return to his Minnesota roots, took over a talented roster and has yet to dominate an overmatched opponent: Hawaii, Virginia or our downtrodden Gophs.

Under Kiffin, USC entered the game with the most penalty yards of any team in big-time college football. Under Kiffin, Matt Barkley, the quarterback everybody wanted, looked about as efficient as Weber-circa-Jedd Fisch.

Kiffin's problem is that he has yet to prove himself as a head coach, and now he has to prove himself in a program facing immense expectations and NCAA penalties.

Brewster's problem is that he is now three games into his fourth season, and he has yet to win anything that can be described as a big game.

For most programs, the nonconference schedule is designed to fatten records and wallets. For the Gophers, the nonconference schedule seems to be designed to empty the till of expectations.

The Gophs are 1-2. They've beaten a Middle Tennessee team lacking its star quarterback, lost to a South Dakota team that had just lost by 31 points to Central Florida, and lost to a USC team that had trouble with Hawaii's offense and Virginia's defense.

If Middle Tennessee State quarterback Dwight Dasher hadn't been such a thug, the Gophs would be 0-3 right now and facing their worst season since Brewster went 1-11 in 2007.

At 1-2, this is a big week for Coach Brew. On Saturday, he may face the only remaining opponent against which his team should be favored -- Northern Illinois, which lost by six points to Illinois on Saturday.

The Gophers might want to take this opportunity to feel confident. It may be their last chance.

After this week, the Big Ten schedule commences, and their best chances for victory might be against rising Northwestern and foundering Illinois.

My understanding is that Coach Brew needs to reach seven or eight victories to keep his job. It's hard to see him surpassing four.

An upset against a depleted USC team would have been good for PR and appearances, would have added some bark to Brewster's sound bites.

But the Gophers didn't really come close. Their run-to-run-the-clock strategy shortened the game, but it didn't shorten the odds.

After the final gun, Kiffin and Brewster met at midfield and executed the quickest handshake since Bill Belichick dissed Eric Mangini.

But who was dissing whom?

And which guy would you want on your sideline?

Kiffin, who has angered just about everyone in college football other than his father and employee, Monte?

Or Coach Brew, who will have trouble holding a job that Kiffin wouldn't take today if you threw in 10,000 lakes and a really good set of snow tires?

Go Gophers!!
 

Another awesome Jimmy column.....oy what a p.o.s.....

But then again why doesn't it surprise me that someone like Souhan likes Kiffin.....
 

Unlike last week's column that had some solid opinions (but was delivered in snark), this one is simply mailed in with little insight or much relevance to anything. It's not even remotely clever.
 

How does he get paid to write about football?
 

"My understanding is that Coach Brew needs to reach seven or eight victories to keep his job."
According to whom? That is a a rather blatant statement.

What a shock, another article constituted by a series of one sentence "paragraphs".

You are trying way to hard to be glib, Jim, and failing.
 


Souhan is an idiot, but 'bleak, bleaker, bleakest' is about as accurate as you can get. Is there really any Gopher fan out there that feels more positive than they did after Brewster year 1? Brewster year 2? Year 3?
 

souhan is worthless. pisses me off when the team sucks cause you know he just loves it.
 

I don't like the cry of "the media hates us" that is so popular out here, but I do think that it is a tossup of whether Souhan or Brewster is worse at their job.

Both are fine in important supporting roles, but both have failed on a big stage.
 

He should go back to pining for Delmon Young to be traded. Dasher would not have enough of a difference for MTSU to win that game. If he watched the game, he would realize that.
 





With "friends*" like these, who needs enemies?

*-I fully understand it is not the role of the hometown media to be friends of the teams they cover, but to provide "unbiased" opinions, which this definitely is not.
 






Yet it took til' 3 minutes left for us to score the final touchdown that put us ahead right?

What the floop does that have to do with Dasher? MTSU's scoring drives couldn't POSSIBLY been quicker even with Dasher at the helm. Chances are, the end result would have been the same.. simply because of the TOS.

Hows that for understanding football?
 

What the floop does that have to do with Dasher? MTSU's scoring drives couldn't POSSIBLY been quicker even with Dasher at the helm. Chances are, the end result would have been the same.. simply because of the TOS.

Hows that for understanding football?

Dasher's much more dynamic...and much better then Warren...
 

What the floop does that have to do with Dasher? MTSU's scoring drives couldn't POSSIBLY been quicker even with Dasher at the helm. Chances are, the end result would have been the same.. simply because of the TOS.

Hows that for understanding football?

There were a few 3 and outs for MTSU that could have been td's had dasher been there, and with those td drives momentum could have completely shifted and you have no idea what would have happened. He's a gamer. We almost got beat by a player who had never taken a snap of d1 ball.
 

Dasher's much more dynamic...and much better then Warren...

So we've all heard. Congrats on giving us this great insight on MTSU's starting QB over USD's.. With that logic, Warren > Barkley. Hmmm.. My Spidey senses are going off like crazy..

Like I said, their scoring drives couldn't have gone much quicker/faster than they have with Dasher in at QB. Thus, chances are they still would have been on the field for the same 15 minutes.

Coulda shoulda woulda.. If Dasher was in, we woulda lost to MTSU.. If Weber held on to the ball on ONE of his two fumbles against USD, we woulda beat them. If we didn't give up that kick off return for a TD, we coulda upset USC..

If you know football.. I mean REALLY know football.. It's a game full of coulda shoulda woulda's. Bottom line, A win's a win and a loss is a loss. The past isn't always indicative of the future in this sport. That's what makes it so great.
 

So we've all heard. Congrats on giving us this great insight on MTSU's starting QB over USD's.. With that logic, Warren > Barkley. Hmmm.. My Spidey senses are going off like crazy..

Like I said, their scoring drives couldn't have gone much quicker/faster than they have with Dasher in at QB. Thus, chances are they still would have been on the field for the same 15 minutes.

Coulda shoulda woulda.. If Dasher was in, we woulda lost to MTSU.. If Weber held on to the ball on ONE of his two fumbles against USD, we woulda beat them. If we didn't give up that kick off return for a TD, we coulda upset USC..

If you know football.. I mean REALLY know football.. It's a game full of coulda shoulda woulda's. Bottom line, A win's a win and a loss is a loss. The past isn't always indicative of the future in this sport. That's what makes it so great.

And yet...some posters are creating threads full of "Woulda, Shoulda, Coulda" to justify Brewster not being a bad Coach...

This forum is hilarious...
 

I coulda drank more beer. I shoulda drank more beer. I woulda bought more beer if I coulda. .
 

I wonder if Little Jimmy Souhan would have referred to Weber, Jake Locker, Matt Barkley, etc. as a "thug" had they been accused of the same thing as Dasher. Methinks not.
 


thanks to all for filling us all in on Soupcan's column. I refuse to provide another "hit" on either of their columns. He can and will say what he wants about Brewster and the Gophers and there's nothing we can do to prevent it. My only comment is this. Calling Dasher a "thug" when no one even knows whether he really borrowed the $1500 is a bit uncalled for. Just shows he's the little puddle of pecker snot we all thought he was. Go Soupcan, you've reached a new low.
 


The article is dead on. I didn't see anything wrong with what he wrote. Brew has a lot of work if he wants to save his job and it doesn't look very good for him.
 

The article is dead on. I didn't see anything wrong with what he wrote. Brew has a lot of work if he wants to save his job and it doesn't look very good for him.

People would rather kill the messenger then listen to the message...
 

I'm not a fan of Souhan, but I agree with most of what he wrote here.
 




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