Someone almost was my hero...until he got stupid


im pretty sure the theif couldve made some nice cash off that, and been a hero to bucky haters everywhere
 

Putting a bucky head on her to make her look better? Still not good, but better?
 

What if someone took it, and weakened it so that it wouldn't be detected, but so it would break in half in the middle of a game? I know, it breaks the fundamental rule of mascots, you never unmask the mascot. But funny to think of. I'm sure all sorts of fun things could be done with it though.

Now, if someone could just recover the slab of bacon that would be great. It wouldn't be theft to take it back, as it remains stolen property.
 

It was probably the closest thing they could find to a dead animal. I'd have it thoroughly cleaned before I'd put it on.
 


If only we'd have known. I think a pretty sizey sum of cash in small, unmarked bills could have been assembled to own that. It would have made one heckuva birdhouse.
 

That thing would have been my port-a-potty during tailgating.
 




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