Sid: U could use Nolen

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This is just one of the best examples of how worthless a grouping of words can be written by a columnist. 6 year olds already knew about everything Sid wrote about the Gophers in that article.
 

Sid still bringing the behind the scenes info 145 years later
 

In Sid's defense, the writers don't write the headlines, but yeah this is pretty worthless.
 




Loved this little bit as well.

On Jan. 29 in Columbus, Nolen was healthy and playing point guard for the Gophers
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Nolen went down to a broken right foot suffered at Michigan on Jan. 22.
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On Jan. 29 in Columbus, Nolen was healthy and playing point guard for the Gophers

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Nolen went down to a broken right foot suffered at Michigan on Jan. 22.
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That is very possible in Sid's world.
 



Coming in Thursday's column: 'Vikings need to upgrade QB position', says Bud Grant.
 

the metro dome collapsed on a snowy night last december 12th, the vikings then had to play the game at detroit field. did i mention i get paid to write these stories? yours truly-Sid Hartman
 

This just in from Sid--- The Twins are in the hunt for last years pennant. If they win more games than the other teams in the division they have a real good chance of winning it.
 

Sid = master of the obvious.
 



Why do you guys even read Sid's columns then?
 

I like Sid because I like nostalgia and the throwback to a bygone era. The world has passed him by, unfortunately, and it probably is too bad for Sid that neither he nor his employers will give him the hook. That said, who here honestly believes Sid writes his own stuff any more? As can be learned from listening to other columnists in the know, Sid's column is written by 5 or 6 punks. Sid probably doesn't even get to decide what color sweat pants he gets to wear, what color of pudding he gets to eat, nor what time he goes to bed anymore, let alone what goes into his column. News flash, Murray is dead, but the name is still on the restaurant.

What gets me is the same type of retard that complains about Sid's column still reads it. Same folks who complain about how terrible Pat Reusse is and how they never read his column yet seem well versed on his writing each time he presents the horrible truth about the status of Gopher basketball. Don't read it folks.
 

Listening to Sid in the morning on WCCO now reminds me of Abe Simpson.


Grampa: Whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
[pulls out underwear]
Grampa: Let's see, first name, first name...
[reading]
Grampa: "call me... Abraham Simpson."
Lisa: Grampa, how'd you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
Grampa: I don't know.
 

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