Say something nice about wisconsin (2019 Edition)

[Stan]

I'll start. Their football program has been able to save money by not having to buy a national championship trophy case.

 

[Sparlimb]

Its hard to stand out as the drunk in the crowd.

 

[GringaGopher]

They set the low bar for fan behavior and cheerleader support.

 

[BleedGopher]

wisconsin knows how to use Photoshop:



Go Gophers!!

 

[DarrenTheGreek]

My wife was born there. That's the best I can do.

 

[BilldGopher]

The state has shoreline on both Lakes Michigan and Superior...

Not much else.

 

[DCinOK]

Ed Gein was his own man when it came to fashion sense.

 

[DCinOK]

Jeff Dahmer always had snacks in the fridge.

 

[mjfelton15]

They’ve provided us with content used for many good scary Halloween movies that I watched growing up.

 

[mjfelton15]

Their fans looked beautiful for once as they were leaving Camp Randall early last year.

 

[GoldenRodents]

They may be fat but they're slow.

 

[johnnybb]

The University was the shooting location for the Rodney Dangerfield classic, Back to School.

 

[Bad Gopher]

They're the home of Sacred Blossom Farm, who sells incredible teas.

 

[BTChamp]

They're good at......sucking!!!!!
Yes I'm being childish again.

 

[NotAFanOfBecky]

Spotted Cow, great beer!

 

[Otis]

Keep Minnesota from being #1 in obesity and abusive drinking.

 

[Jeshurun]

This is a thing?

 

[Veritas]

No, I can't. I won't.

 

[Livingat45north]

I tried, I just can't think of anything.

 

[SickAndTiredOfLosingToWI]

In light of Wisconsin's historic epidemic of man-on-deer sexual relations, zoophilia is harshly penalized there with a maximum of 9 months in prison and a $10,000 fine.

 

[bonin21]

Sorry

 

[Brandon]

The corn fed girls in Wisconsin love to put out lol

 

[CurveballJesus]

nm

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Seriously: - Wisconsin Dells - Alpine Valley amphitheater - the pie at the Norske Nook in Osseo -
Circus World Museum in Baraboo - and that red sauce they put on brats at Brewers' games.

 

[GOPHERSWINBIG]

no

 

[GOPHERSWINBIG]

wisconsins are drunks

 

[northeast_mpls_guy]

They took 12 of the top 20 spots in the Drunkest Cities in America list.

 

[northeast_mpls_guy]

Also, rumor has it that Coors Light distributes 60 packs there.

 

[4four4]

I enjoy their custard.

 

[Vandy]

My Mom, Dad, and spouse are native Sconnies... but Gophers!