Say something bad about Bielema

[drinks at Northpoint]

The older he gets the more his nose resembles a penis. Which kind of fits his personality.

 

[mnsportsgeek]

He's terrible at winning football games...

Dang, I stink at this.

 

[GopherRock]

He's terrible at time/timeout management. See many, many examples.

 

[Jike Spingleton]

The older he gets the more his nose resembles a penis. Which kind of fits his personality.

I think he resembles Biff Tannen.

 

[Dr. Axe]

He's always picking on the Gopher program. That's really mean.

 

[wels0081]

He speaks like Rocky after 15 rounds.

 

[OddStack]

I'd like to say one, but the sheet says go for 2:
1. he played @ Iowa
2. he coaches @ Wisky.

That's enough rt there

 

[BleedGopher]

His boss' kid put a living bird in a microwave.

Go Gophers!!

 

[positively4thstreet]

He looks like a human pimple. He's emblematic of their entire fan base in that he's an arrogant, fat, ugly, dolt. He appears to be growing a beak. He zips up his stupid windbreaker all the to the top, which makes him resemble a fat, backwoods dentist. He is the personification of what I would imagine a fart to look like.

 

[gopherdudepart2]

He wears a lot of red sweaters and has had the same haircut since high school.

 

[STPGopher]

This is in honor of the UWisc. band playing a "parody" of the Budweiser song(interesting seeing Budweiser is an Busch/ St. Louis beer):

"When you say Bielema. You've said Jack$hit"

 

[MNGoldenGophers1]

He breathes our precious air.

 

[drinks at Northpoint]

Bielema smirks like a guy who just farted in the elevator.

 

[Dr.Don]

Bielema smirks like a guy who just farted in the elevator.

No, Bielema smirks like he is the one who knows who farted in the elevator, and then goes for 2 by doing one himself.

 

[drinks at Northpoint]

Bielema is the kind of guy who asks if its ok to eat in your car, when you say no he starts chain smoking Camels.

 

[TheSportsAce]

Heck, he just looks like a badger.

 

[positively4thstreet]

He has a Hawkeye tattoo, which is akin to a piece of dog crap on a bag of garbage.

 

[GoodasGold]

The older he get's, the younger are his girlfriends.

 

[gopherdudepart2]

He rides a gold cart to practice everyday

Bieliema favors Dominoes over Pizza Hut and he rides a golf cart to pracitce every day decked out in Wisconsin colors with the rose bowl ring and years played painted on it.
That and the golf cart plays the UW fight song on Wiscnosin and has a replica of the Rose Bowl trophy on it.

I should shut up before I give him Bielema any ideas as he might just actually have his golf cart pimped out.

 

[NateDawgUM]

His wedding registry included remote controlled candles.

 

[josh087]

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