Reusse rips Gopher fball, says we'll never win BT title, no one under 60 should care

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Reusse 1500 ESPN column below, not providing a link as its not worth clicking, but here it is in case you care:

Reusse's Reality: Spring practice ... hip, hip

The Gophers open spring practice this week. The loyalists' fondness for coach Jerry Kill remains strong and there are hopes that the April 27 spring game will exceed last year's crowd of 1,500.

I'm not sure if it was being able to match the 2-6 Big Ten records of the previous two seasons in 2012, or the come-from-ahead loss to Texas Tech in the Meineke Who Cares? Bowl, or finishing strong to gain a virtual tie with Illinois for 11th place in Big Ten recruiting rankings, but we are now more convinced than ever that Country Jer is the coach to end this little 45-year slump that Gopher football has endured.

OK, here's an admission: The fact that anyone not eligible for senior discounts at the movies could give a damn about Gophers football confounds me. I'll make an exception to this puzzlement for current and ex-players, and close relatives of said players, but beyond that, how can anyone under 60 really care?

Let's say you're a 35-year-old with no connection to the program and yet claim to be a Gophers football fan. How can this be possible? Never in your lifetime have the Gophers reached November as a relevant factor in the Big Ten race. Never have they played in a bowl game that held a modicum of national significance.

Even worse, there's this: If you have a couple of pre-schoolers, say ages 4 and 2, take a look as you tuck them in tonight.

It's sad enough that if you live to a ripe old age, you will never get to see the Gophers win a Big Ten football title. But when you realize that those beautiful toddlers will also live to a ripe old age without seeing the Gophers win a Big Ten football title ... now, that should be depressing.

This assurance comes from Scott Korzenowski, a lifelong Gopher follower, a reformed sportswriter and occasional host of 1500ESPN.com sports talk shows. Korzo has seen enough to say this with full conviction:

"The Gophers will never again win a Big Ten football championship. I'm not saying in my lifetime. I'm saying as long as football is played - another 30 years, another 50, until the 22nd Century ... the Gophers will never win another Big Ten title.''

That's hard to argue with. When you have a program where the fans rush the field after a victory over a moribund Iowa team, when you have a program where the home team blows a lead against a subpar, disinterested Texas Tech bunch in a nothing bowl game and your fans claim a moral victory ...

When these are the standards, then Korzo's probably right: It is never going to happen.

For me, the question isn't as much about the future, as to how people who were born more than two, three years after me (October 1945) can take any interest in this team?

If not for being employed as an objective journalist, I would have an excuse for putting on a maroon jacket and waddling over to TCF Bank Stadium on Saturdays, in the hope this would be more than a season going nowhere ... even while knowing full well that such a dream was destined to turn into a nightmare.

I go back to the 1950s, when Gophers football was a statewide crusade. I go back to 1960, when the Gophers defeated Iowa in the grand showdown at Memorial Stadium, tied for the Big Ten title and went to the Rose Bowl. I go back to 1961, when Ohio State turned down the bid, and the Gophers went back to Pasadena and gained Rose Bowl redemption.

I go back to 1967, when we still had legitimate expectations and Murray Warmath's team managed a three-way tie with Indiana and Purdue for the Big Ten title.

We senior citizens with Minnesota roots have that resume to draw on when it comes to Gophers football. But to those of you between ages 25 and 55 claiming devotion to what happens to the Gophers on the gridiron, I have one question:

What in Hades is wrong with you? You would be better off rooting for the Timberwolves.

Go Gophers!!
 

Reusse re-posts Star Tribune column from 10 years ago to 1500 ESPN. He hopes editors won't notice.
 

I'm under 60 by far, and I love Gopher football. Reusse is half the problem with Gopher sports, he just tears them apart and turns the average Joe against them. Thanks for not posting the link, he doesn't deserve a view.
 

And....no one under 60 should care about his opinion or column. Why must his crap continue to be posted in Gopherhole? C'mon Bleed!
 




Devolution

Sad what Fulda the Hutt has become . . .

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Sigh. Where to even begin on this one.

Presumably, Pat didn't want to say one iota about Gopher hoops, given that he publicly pleaded with the Selection Committee to not send us to the Field of 64 (seriously, in what other town does this happen?). So, bust out the old "Gopher Football sucks and always will" mantra. So tiresome, so lazy, so absolutely devoid of any real thought.

C'mon Reusse, at least bag on the hockey team for not showing up against CC on Friday night. Give football the offseason from your scorn they deserve.
 

Let's say you're a 35-year-old with no connection to the program and yet claim to be a Gophers football fan. How can this be possible? Never in your lifetime have the Gophers reached November as a relevant factor in the Big Ten race. Never have they played in a bowl game that held a modicum of national significance.

Huh...I didn't realize that you could only be a fan of a monumentally successful program. My bad.

I happen to be a 35-year-old with no connection to the program, and yet I not only CLAIM to be a fan, I AM one--a rabid, season-ticket-holding one at that. Why? How did I become one? Well, the way a fan of ANY program is born. Not because my team was winning National Championships, but because I have fantastic memories of listening on the radio when I was a kid; reading box scores in the paper; spending countless Saturdays making cherished memories along with family and friends as we cheered on the Gophers in person; traveling to away games and meeting other Gopher fans; attending practices; meeting the coaches; meeting players; etc, etc, etc. I'm from Minnesota. My family is from Minnesota. I have always cheered for Minnesota. I will always cheer for Minnesota. They don't always win, but I will continue to cheer. It's not a complicated equation.
 



If it weren't written by Reusse, I'd think this was something from the MN sports version of "The Onion". In his world, everyone would be a bandwagon fan.

P.S. He's just feeding his audience though. Has anyone ever been on the 1500 facebook page? I corrected one of the many clueless posters there and his response was to make fun of where I live and call me an a-hole. I had to stop following that sight because of the idiots there. It's one thing to have a different opinion, but it's another to make things up and constantly be negative all the time.
 

Question for Reusse: What in Hades is wrong with you? Never mind - no one cares.
 

If it weren't written by Reusse, I'd think this was something from the MN sports version of "The Onion". In his world, everyone would be a bandwagon fan.

P.S. He's just feeding his audience though. Has anyone ever been on the 1500 facebook page? I corrected one of the many clueless posters there and his response was to make fun of where I live and call me an a-hole. I had to stop following that sight because of the idiots there. It's one thing to have a different opinion, but it's another to make things up and constantly be negative all the time.

The 1500 facebook posters have to be the most clueless bunch of low lifes I've ever seen. They are mirror images of Ruesse. Be thankful for Gopherhole, folks. Nobody on here is as bad as the 1500 facebook page.

I actually find myself wanting to defend Tubby over there because they want Tubby fired but can't for the life of them give a good reason why. They don't know what they don't like about him. Only that they don't like him (probably because they don't actually watch any of the games). They can't think critically. Ruesse & the gang feed them this drivel and they eat it up and spew it back out. The same goes for the better majority of the state population.

I have a theory that the intelligence of a fan base is directly related to the intelligence of the most viewed writers in the area. I'd like to see a study done on that.

End rant.
 

"Ooooh, I'm gonna get those Gopherholers riled up again. Muahahahahahahaha."

Mr. Reusse, I'm relatively certain you've heard these words before, you can apply them to other parts of your life, it doesn't just have to be a way to keep yourself from the grasp of demon alcohol:

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference.
 



NEVER let a misanthrope...a mere sociopath the general shape of a reuse get you down. All he can do is cheap-shot, pretend he is a comedian, and his newspaper columns provide linings for bird cages.

He wouldn't know any of the benefits of being a die-hard Golden Gopher Football Fan. He just could NOT understand a concept such as tradition...loyalty...GOOD MEMORIES of going to games...win or lose. He could never take interest in the players human interest stories that the paper that signs his paychecks publishes about Golden Gopher Football Student Athletes. He just could never seem to understand that a lot of people in the state of Minnesota have grown up seeing Goldy Gopher on tv...at the Fair...at games their parents or grand parents have taken them to. How could anyone expect this long-over-due-to-retire cheap-shot-artist and strib resident "mean-spirited-nay-sayer" could possibly understand that for many sports fans in the state of Minnesota we have enough human spirit to want to be at a Big Ten Football Game on a few of those fall Saturdays that they call COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON.

He doesn't get it. He never will. But, at least he feels threatened enough by what he doesn't understand...what he can NEVER have and what he obviously perceives as a threat to his personal sense of order in the universe...that people will ONLY back a team that wins a lot. Well, none of the "so-called" professional sports teams in Minnesota win anything that means anything either. Sure the twinks won a couple of tainted series against some of the lesser teams out there. The vikqueen haven't been and won't be very competitive. The t-pukers are beyond hopeless. And why waste money on wild tickets when you can follow Gopher Women's Hockey and their PERFECT season?

But the NUMBER ONE reason to be a passionate Golden Gopher Football Season Ticket Holding Fan is simply this: TCF BANK STADIUM is one of the few places in the Greater Twin Cities Area in which you would NEVER have to see reuse's ugly face. You would NEVER get stuck standing in line for the Men's Restroom next to him. You would Never have to hear his obnoxious sounding voice ordering a brat at the concession stands. You would NEVER have to follow him walking up the stairs as you come into the stadium.

TCF BANK STADIUM is truly a reuse-free zone!

So, NEVER let a misanthropic strib sports opinion writer name reuse get you down! As long as he wants to try to write pieces or trash the talk on the air-waves to try to pi$$ we Gopher Football Fans off, we KNOW we have his attention. We KNOW that if a jerk like reuse still takes time to try to get under our skin that he is VERY aware of us...and the football program that we all are great fans of. And, especially all of you younger fans...I'd imagine that it just irritates him to no end that you are going to outlive him...and you will STILL be Talking about Gopher Football on GOPHERHOLE, and the strib will still be paying decent younger journalists to provide stories about Golden Gopher Coaches...Players...Games...and that fans will still be singing the ROUSER, just LOVE going to Game Day Saturday match-ups against teams from Michigan, Ohio, Nebraska, iowa, wisky, Illinois and a bunch of other new and exciting places that have GREAT Universities that LOVE their football programs.

The B1G (the Big Ten for an old guy like me) IS pretty big time. When a jerk like reuse has been long-gone, these games will still be going on at our U of M. The strib will send people to cover the games...the players...the coaches... And for MANY people: professional football will NEVER...could NEVER come close to competing with environment and atmosphere of attending a game in OUR stadium on OUR U of M Campus and at road games in some GREAT college towns and cities that can provide Gopher Fans of ALL ages fantastic road-trip experiences and chances to see some beautiful places and enjoy family and friends.

And reuse was SUCH a band-wagon fan that he quit Gopher Football sometime AFTER the end of the 1960's. You know, I almost feel sorry for someone who used to claim to be a fan who MISSED all those Big Ten Road Trips...Saturday afternoons at the stadium...the sounds of the Marching Band...the walks through the campus. He just NEVER got it, did he. He did NOT have a clue what there is about Big Ten Football Games. It's about SO MUCH MORE than the 60 minutes of playing time. And so MUCH of it is about seeing friends...being there....taking it ALL in.

So you see, reuse is just too challenged to EVER understand what I think most all of us die-hard Gopher Fans have learned long ago...EVEN those born LONG after 1950...1960...1970...1980...1990....and even after 2000. Being a Golden Gopher Football Fan is one of life's NICER luxuries and traditions and is a life-long enjoyment that is still obtainable for most folks.

Never let that reuse character get you down...he only writes about Gopher Football because it's just something he is too out of touch to EVER understand... He probably wouldn't want to be part of our fan base...and WE certainly wouldn't want to claim him as a fan of our team either. Personally, I NEVER want to share MY TCF BANK STADIUM or Golden Gopher Football program with a jaded and cynical curmudgeon who makes his living burning bridges by torching things a bunch of we, the people of Minnesota hold near and dear...

; 0 )
 


Huh...I didn't realize that you could only be a fan of a monumentally successful program. My bad.

I happen to be a 35-year-old with no connection to the program, and yet I not only CLAIM to be a fan, I AM one--a rabid, season-ticket-holding one at that. Why? How did I become one? Well, the way a fan of ANY program is born. Not because my team was winning National Championships, but because I have fantastic memories of listening on the radio when I was a kid; reading box scores in the paper; spending countless Saturdays making cherished memories along with family and friends as we cheered on the Gophers in person; traveling to away games and meeting other Gopher fans; attending practices; meeting the coaches; meeting players; etc, etc, etc. I'm from Minnesota. My family is from Minnesota. I have always cheered for Minnesota. I will always cheer for Minnesota. They don't always win, but I will continue to cheer. It's not a complicated equation.

Amen. +1, I don't know why it's so difficult for people to understand this.
 

wait what???? hold on.. i need to change my fanship.. i love bama. roll tide!







what an effin moron. I'm a diehard gopher fan because i grew up watching them with my brother and had dreams of one day trying to play for them as a little kid (hey dream big right?). i'm born and raised in MN and take pride in the things we have here no matter if they're good or bad. I'll take any gopher team, the vikes, the twins, the wild, the wolves, heck even the lynx and so on. It doesn't matter. My state where i was born and raised is where the teams i cheer for hail from. True fans don't cheer for success, they cheer for what their team stands for and the memories/emotions they have established and tied to that team
 

You guys are all making great points. As for myself, I am 45 so I shouldn't be a Gopher football fan according to Ruesse. But I am. I have been since my earliest memories in life and I will be til the day I die I am sure.

But I also remember a season that we came 1 missed fg away from going to the Rose Bowl. Now that is NOT what made me a Gopher fan, but it let me know that Reusse is wrong. If a coach like Glen Mason can get this program that close, then why couldn't a better coach get us there?! I could say so much more, but I've said enough and wasting any more time responding to his bs would be just that, a waste of time.
 

I mean I'm a 22 year old female. And I couldn't be more excited for the season next year and seasons to come. Sorry Reusse.
 

I'm a 23 year old male. I am very excited for the season as well. Also, hi, xoxoemilyanne.
 

If it weren't written by Reusse, I'd think this was something from the MN sports version of "The Onion". In his world, everyone would be a bandwagon fan.

P.S. He's just feeding his audience though. Has anyone ever been on the 1500 facebook page? I corrected one of the many clueless posters there and his response was to make fun of where I live and call me an a-hole. I had to stop following that sight because of the idiots there. It's one thing to have a different opinion, but it's another to make things up and constantly be negative all the time.

People generally credit Cubs fans for supporting the team even though they don't win. If someone is a Yankees fan just because they can count on a World Series every few years, that's ot highly creditable. But in Reusse's world, being a fan of the Gophers is worthy of mockery unless they win a lot of games. You don't often find a sports writer who will criticize fans for remaining fans. People have gotten so used to what the Twin Cities sports media offers that people think it is normal.
 

Fat Pat is irrelevant except when its time to pull up to the food trough.

Pat is a liar. He claims to be an "objective journalist'? Far from it as he always has a strong opinion about Gopher football and never fails to spew his bias and disdain for the program.
 

Reusse, doesn't get a rise out of me anymore, my mind shuts down every time I try to read something he writes. I'd love to see the Gophers over achieve this season just to irritate him.
 

I think some worm turned in Pat's brain in the past ~1.5 years. He has become much more cynical and negative. Maybe the love life has hit a dry patch.
 

PR loves the gophers and his sweat equity has bought him a lifetime pass. he is a pokey stick to 40 yrs of fb garbage.
 

Here you go Pat,

I like Gopher football because of my relationship with my dad. I saw my first game with him at Memorial Stadium in the late '70's. Even though I went to Wisconsin I bought Gopher tickets when I moved home so that we could spend Saturday afternoons together doing something we enjoy. My grandfather who I never knew - but was named for - had tickets in the fifties, and used to take my dad to games. I'll take my son to his first Gopher game this fall.

Maybe you should read some of Formo's posts about watching games with his dad from last year and then you'll get it. It's about a hell of a lot more than wins and losses.
 

Here you go Pat,

I like Gopher football because of my relationship with my dad. I saw my first game with him at Memorial Stadium in the late '70's. Even though I went to Wisconsin I bought Gopher tickets when I moved home so that we could spend Saturday afternoons together doing something we enjoy. My grandfather who I never knew - but was named for - had tickets in the fifties, and used to take my dad to games. I'll take my son to his first Gopher game this fall.

Maybe you should read some of Formo's posts about watching games with his dad from last year and then you'll get it. It's about a hell of a lot more than wins and losses.

amazingly well said.
 

Here you go Pat,

I like Gopher football because of my relationship with my dad. I saw my first game with him at Memorial Stadium in the late '70's. Even though I went to Wisconsin I bought Gopher tickets when I moved home so that we could spend Saturday afternoons together doing something we enjoy. My grandfather who I never knew - but was named for - had tickets in the fifties, and used to take my dad to games. I'll take my son to his first Gopher game this fall.

Maybe you should read some of Formo's posts about watching games with his dad from last year and then you'll get it. It's about a hell of a lot more than wins and losses.


Yep. I should probably just rip-up all of the photos from the last 40 years with my dad. I was stupid to go to all of those games with him. I should have left home at 16 and ran away as far as I could. Where was Pat 25 years ago when I really needed him?
 

Reusse has officially entered the Pantherhawk Zone. It doesn't bother me anymore, because I don't need to be reliant on the traditional media and kind find plenty of even-handed Gopher coverage.

What does bother me, though, is when he writes a little puff piece about some obscure farm boy from SW Minnesota (no offense to our SW MN farm boys out there...you're not the problem. Keep doing your thing) who's having a decent season at Winona State, or some other irrelevant school.

The problem is larger than Reusse (if that's possible?). The mainstream sports media in this town think it is cool to rip on the U for some reason. I think it gives them validation as being a big-time journalist to follow the professional sports. This way they can look down on the journalist from smaller communities. I cannot imagine rooting for a pro team over a public college team. Professional teams are nothing more than corporations that choose to reside in your community until a better deal comes along.
 

I'm 35 and have no affiliations to the U other than it is my state school. I am exactly who he was talking about, yet I have a deep passion for the Gopher football program. It's been an up and down ride but it will all be worth it one day. I have also never seen the Vikings make it to the Super Bowl in my lifetime either. Should I not care about them then? I don't have any type of affiliation with the Vikings. I don't care if the Vikings have played in four NFC Title games in my lifetime, they have never reached the only game that matters in the NFL, the Super Bowl. Under his thinking the only team anyone in Minnesota should care about are the Twins since they won two World Series 20+ years ago.
 




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