If I got to choose the Gopher coach from the existing Big Ten Coaches...
Smith
Rarely does a Gopher fan get his first choice in coaches. In Tubby I have mine.
Izzo
Clearly the best of the rest.
Crean
The next Big Thing in the Big Ten
Painter
His teams are always in the mix
Matta
He may not be the most ethical but he does produce winners
Weber
A poor mans Thad Matta
Ryan
The Glen Mason of Big Ten basketball. Besides it's soooo boring.
Carmody
Does more with less. His teams always give their best.
McCaffery
Unknown quantity but better than the last two.
Beilein
The best of the rest part 2. Unfortunately Ed is the only one left.
DeChellis
Nice guy. That's is only the good thing I can say about him.
I agree on Painter and perhaps DeChellis. After that....
Izzo- Can't argue with results, runs a clean program, and I think is a genuinely good guy when he wins. Being a Wisconsin fan, however, I can't stand him. The napoleon complex, bizarre emotionality, and utter incredulous whining when he loses is very annoying. I've noticed this only occurs when losing to Wisconsin though. If he gets beaten by what he deems a "worthy" opponent like Illinois/OSU/Duke/etc., he is fairly gracious.
Bo Ryan- I'll spare you all of my homer positive thoughts and just say I am very satisfied with everything about the Badger program. I have faith that one or two Final Fours will happen by 2015.
3-6 Tubby, Weber, Matta, and Painter are pretty interchangable in these spots. I tend to value coaching over recruiting, which makes me pulls Painter up in my mind and Matta down somewhat. I love Tubby and Weber. I think they are both outstanding coaches who know the game and do things the right way. They both recruit pretty well too. For some reason though, both Illinois and Minnesota seem to be ridiculously inconsistent. Both programs lose too many games they shouldn't lose (MSU actually falls in this category as well, but more than makes up for it in the post-season).
7-8 Beilen and Carmody - Gimmick system coaches who will pull off upsets but will never contend for the Big Ten Crown. Might sneak in the tournament every few years.
9-10 McCaffrey and Crean. Crean and his teams run on pure energy and emotion, similar to a chicken with it's head cut off. Indiana will improve as Crean is a good recruiter and his guys will get older, but I'd be surprised if he ever wins a title trying to coach against any of the above guys on this list. McCaffrey and Iowa will be comical trying to play an up and down game in the Big Ten.
11. DeChellis- What can you say? I really feel for that NIT champion team from two years ago though. They should have been in the tourney and likely would have won a game or two.