Prediction on almost every coach's signing day press conference today

[El Amin Fan]

Insert team/coach's name here:

We filled a lot of needs today.
We are a better program today than we were yesterday.
We are very happy with our class.
We don't recruit stars, we recruit our own system.
We are confident in our scouting and believe we have the best recruiters and scouts in the country.
We signed kids who work hard and have a lot of character.
We wanted kids who fit our system.
Stars don't matter.
We got kids with a lot of upside today.
We are excited to get the kids here this summer.

What cliche did I miss?

 

[SelectionSunday]

Insert team/coach's name here:

We filled a lot of needs today.
We are a better program today than we were yesterday.
We are very happy with our class.
We don't recruit stars, we recruit our own system.
We are confident in our scouting and believe we have the best recruiters and scouts in the country.
We signed kids who work hard and have a lot of character.
We wanted kids who fit our system.
Stars don't matter.
We got kids with a lot of upside today.
We are excited to get the kids here this summer.

What cliche did I miss?

Very well done.

I'd add. ...

They're all good in the classroom.

That's my favorite.

 

[Dr.Don]

Very well done.

I'd add. ...

They're all good in the classroom.

That's my favorite.

We expect everyone of them to never violate team rules and henceforth never have any suspensions. Our recruits are all top of the line with respect to character, on and off the field.

 

[Monty519]

That's why it really doesn't matter what the coaches say in regards to the quality of their whole class. They're all happy. What I look for are specifics on guys, you can usually tell who they're really amped for by the way they talk about a kid. Of course their hope is that every single kid in the class reaches his potential, which will then make it an excellent class, but most coaches know better than that. But it's kind of a buzz kill to come up at a press conference and say "You know, we like the kids we got but a lot of them just aren't gonna end up being what we want" lol.

 

[Lakeville Goldy]

You missed "This here is probably the best class I've ever recruited"

And "I can't wait to see these kids compete for the (INSERT CONFERENCE NAME HERE) Championship!"