Post your best sign ideas for Bret Bielema tomorrow

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Hey Bret - My Coaching Card Says YOU SUCK.
 


Mine would involve underage girls at the Kollege Klub, but I think anything regarding underage individuals & a sexual nature is a little taboo at this point in time....
 

bb is an axehole (not in the Axe body spray use of axehole)
the bb sign i'd like to see is axelesshole
 

Butt Bulimia is starved for attention.
 


There was a really good one at the Sparty game. "Brett Bieliema......too fat to jump around."
 

I have a 50PoundHead, but Brett's melon has to go at least 60.

As per my sign, I don't think Bielema would get the B-squared part, so probably best not to use it.
 


FireDaveLee said:
Mine would involve underage girls at the Kollege Klub, but I think anything regarding underage individuals & a sexual nature is a little taboo at this point in time....
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That is quite an accusation. If this week has taught you anything, please report everything that you saw immediately to the Madison Police Department.

(608) 261-9694
 





Something witty about his pullover being zipped up to his neck. Or how, to me, he looks like an anteater.
 




"Take a 2 Bienema"

Graphics include a roll of T.P. labelled Charmin.
 


I simply love it when Badger fans start trying to use numbers. :) It's like they haven't found out that they just don't work in their favor...except when claiming that college football started in 1993.

Gopherocious said:
Gophers- 6
Badgers- 0

OR

Gophers- 58
Badgers- 54
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GVBadger said:
That is quite an accusation. If this week has taught you anything, please report everything that you saw immediately to the Madison Police Department.

(608) 261-9694
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Underage, as in under 21. Doesn't bother me that the KK serves underages either, so I won't press the matter with the MPD.

But I'll go in a different direction with the sign if you'd like.

How about: "Bielema's Head is Too Big to fit in Chad Alvarez' Microwave?"
 



Sharts have a week dedicated to BigEnema
The least interesting man in the world.
 

I don't like Bielema because we can't seem to beat him.

I would love that jacka$$ if we throttled his squad annually.
 

The popcorn skunk, a popcorn skunk football player and Bulima sewn together, human centipede style.
 

Unregistered User said:
Sharts have a week dedicated to BigEnema
The least interesting man in the world.
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Your post should be ample inspiration for someone with video talent to riff on the Dos Equis "most interesting man in the world" commercial.
 

He can read?????? Those silly becky fans just don't get it. You are not an equal. This has nothing to with sports. If the Gophers win or the Badgers win in anything it doesn't matter. You are Wisconsin which means you are genetically inferior. You can try and try and try but you are just wasting your time.
 

50PoundHead said:
Your post should be ample inspiration for someone with video talent to riff on the Dos Equis "most interesting man in the world" commercial.
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There are thousands just waiting to be launched.

"His legacy precedes him, the way farts precede the smell."

"His head is expanding faster than the universe."

"He once had an awkward moment...wait, it hasn't ended yet"
 



"Does Parrot taste like Chicken?"

"The card says go for pre-drinking age co-eds, errr two"

"Is that a parrot or chicken tatoo on your ankle?"

"Big and Tall stores now carry hats"

Badger slogan:" Success with *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#ry"

"Care for an X-Box?"

"Nebraska, The real Big Red!!!", Or "Nebraska, the first and only Big Red"
 


Brett- See you in Division III

(In reference to his reported Brewster handshake quote last year). or

Brett- Get that Iowa tatoo removed yet?
 

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