Possible timeline?

Donate To GopherHole
S

STPGopher

Well-known member
Joined
Nov 20, 2008
Messages
11,049
Reaction score
4,148
Points
113
Assuming this happens today could this be a timeline?

12:00pm CST Twitterverse/ social media will have rumblings of a new hire

3pm local media will announce new coach

5:30pm to 6:45pm The University will have a press conference

7:15pm Season ticket holders will receive an e-mail annoucing new coach and previously stated press conference.

End of January the ticket office will open up season ticket renewal with an increase in ticket prices and scholarship donations

February 1st: Recruiting social will take place. The recruits signed will mostly be Claeys recruits that Sherels somehow convinces to stay put. Fans will be told how great this recruiting class is by Coyle. "Especially under such trying circumstances." Never mentioning his role.

Did I miss anything...
 

September 1 stadium is empty because everyone is boycotting new coach.

November 2027 we finally host Rutgers and their o coordinator boycotts the game
 

STPGopher said:
Assuming this happens today could this be a timeline?

12:00pm CST Twitterverse/ social media will have rumblings of a new hire

3pm local media will announce new coach

5:30pm to 6:45pm The University will have a press conference

7:15pm Season ticket holders will receive an e-mail annoucing new coach and previously stated press conference.

End of January the ticket office will open up season ticket renewal with an increase in ticket prices and scholarship donations

February 1st: Recruiting social will take place. Both Recruits will be featured.

Did I miss anything...
Click to expand...

FIFY.
 

STPGopher said:
Assuming this happens today could this be a timeline?

12:00pm CST Twitterverse/ social media will have rumblings of a new hire

3pm local media will announce new coach

5:30pm to 6:45pm The University will have a press conference

7:15pm Season ticket holders will receive an e-mail annoucing new coach and previously stated press conference.

End of January the ticket office will open up season ticket renewal with an increase in ticket prices and scholarship donations

February 1st: Recruiting social will take place. The recruits signed will mostly be Claeys recruits that Sherels somehow convinces to stay put. Fans will be told how great this recruiting class is by Coyle. "Especially under such trying circumstances." Never mentioning his role.

Did I miss anything...
Click to expand...

January 7th, 2018: Minnesota completes an improbable run to the national championship game by getting stomped by Nick Saban and Alabama, 62-3. GopherHole calls for Fleck's head because he seems a little "uppity."
 

You missed this Sunday night, new coach is introduced at The Barn during halftime of Gophers game in front of a rocking Barn.

Go Gophers!!
 


No way they raise ticket prices...
 


BleedGopher said:
You missed this Sunday night, new coach is introduced at The Barn during halftime of Gophers game in front of a rocking Barn.

Go Gophers!!
Click to expand...

Sunday night 2nd half: Gophers blow 15 point lead again
Monday morning: Pitino fired after angry email sent to Coyle
 

8:00pm tonight - Coyle takes credit for hiring new coach who will "change the culture" of the program.
 





February 1 Press Release... The Athletic Department is pleased to report New Season Ticket sales are up 1000% over last year's numbers.

Failing to mention that 70% of current season ticket holders are not renewing.
 





You forgot Coyle wears cape and tights with a big T on chest to presser as his new position is AD and Captain Truth, bringing wins with integrity and class to the U of M.
 

GopherinPhilly said:
You forgot Coyle wears cape and tights with a big T on chest to presser as his new position is AD and Captain Truth, bringing wins with integrity and class to the U of M.
Click to expand...

when Coyle was going on about truthfulness at the press conference, I was having flashes of Stephen Colbert and "truthiness."
 

<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 


GopherinPhilly said:
You forgot Coyle wears cape and tights with a big T on chest to presser as his new position is AD and Captain Truth, bringing wins with integrity and class to the U of M.
Click to expand...

Is that next to the "M" on his chest?

DougMn: Said thing is you may end up being closer than any of us want to admit.
 

GopherinPhilly said:
You forgot Coyle wears cape and tights with a big T on chest to presser as his new position is AD and Captain Truth, bringing wins with integrity and class to the U of M.
Click to expand...

Have we ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

CaptainTruth.jpg
 

You must log in or register to reply here.



Top Bottom