You've been so unkind to our beloved Gophers. The young women you injured are good players and good people. They didn't deserve your punishment. Gophers fans have always been great, even Ruffda, and likewise do not deserve your wrath. It's time to throw us a bone. How about making that bone the skull of a dead Badger. A Gopher win tomorrow night won't totally make up for your treatment of us but it would be a nice gesture on your part. Please make it happen.
