westcoastgopher11
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Get the s*** in here people, its pig week.
I know we've had two tough losses in a row, and should have the Jug firmly in our grasp, but here we are at 4-5 (1-4) needing to find a way to bounce back. "What do we have to do WCG? We have so many injuries, our QB has more ducks than a wildlife preserve!" I'm glad you asked let me tell you.
Beat Iowa.
"Holy s***? That's all we have to do?"
You bet your ass it is, now get fired up and I'm going to tell you why that's a lot easier than it sounds.
1. Iowa doesn't have many good victories. No really, they don't. Besides manhandling the Nerds they have exactly ZERO convincing or impressive wins this year. I give zero f***s that they dropped 62 on North Texas, Ferentz is trash.
2. Their VAUNTED defense sucks, seriously. Mitch will have to pass a ton but even I think he could QB us to victory in this one.
3. Their SMASHMOUTH offense really sucks. This is the biggest issue with the squawks this year that has been flying under the radar because every defense they have played has been objectively s***. (For real look it up if you don't believe me, they might have played one defense that is better than 90th in the nation). We have a big d*** swinging unit that can man up their weak WRs and crash the box to stuff the run.
So with all this being said I offer a guarantee right now about the outcome in IC next week: Gophers will show up, show out, take that
and dash the wet dreams of Kirk Ferentz and Squawk faithful everywhere.
It's about damn time we won a trophy game this year gentleman, and keeping Floyd in Minneapolis will answer the eternal question that defines this storied rivalry.
"Who hates Iowa?"
I know we've had two tough losses in a row, and should have the Jug firmly in our grasp, but here we are at 4-5 (1-4) needing to find a way to bounce back. "What do we have to do WCG? We have so many injuries, our QB has more ducks than a wildlife preserve!" I'm glad you asked let me tell you.
Beat Iowa.
"Holy s***? That's all we have to do?"
You bet your ass it is, now get fired up and I'm going to tell you why that's a lot easier than it sounds.
1. Iowa doesn't have many good victories. No really, they don't. Besides manhandling the Nerds they have exactly ZERO convincing or impressive wins this year. I give zero f***s that they dropped 62 on North Texas, Ferentz is trash.
2. Their VAUNTED defense sucks, seriously. Mitch will have to pass a ton but even I think he could QB us to victory in this one.
3. Their SMASHMOUTH offense really sucks. This is the biggest issue with the squawks this year that has been flying under the radar because every defense they have played has been objectively s***. (For real look it up if you don't believe me, they might have played one defense that is better than 90th in the nation). We have a big d*** swinging unit that can man up their weak WRs and crash the box to stuff the run.
So with all this being said I offer a guarantee right now about the outcome in IC next week: Gophers will show up, show out, take that
and dash the wet dreams of Kirk Ferentz and Squawk faithful everywhere.It's about damn time we won a trophy game this year gentleman, and keeping Floyd in Minneapolis will answer the eternal question that defines this storied rivalry.
"Who hates Iowa?"
