Physics question

[Schnauzer]

Can the current chili temperature even be measured?

Also, I hear a scientist in the Hague, Netherlands has determined:

"If subject desires to obtain some, same subject must transport and deliver some."

 

[RodentRampage]

It does reveal the limitations of our chili measurement capacities. At lower levels, testers are able to give more accurate accounts, but at the current "It tastes like burning!" level, it's difficult to get an accurate assessment with all the screaming from the burning hot chili.

 

[frozengopher]

From a sociological standpoint, one must understand the cultural relevance of the chili hotness. Does Wisconsin's perceived level of jalepenoesque chili hotness equate to our lukewarm, "meh" perceived chili hotness?

If Wisconsin, who still sucks (proven beyond a reasonable doubt by the soothsayer Schnoodler), were subjected to Minnesota's "Dad Gum" level of hotness, could we believe that the state of Wisconsin would implode?