Only in Iowa....

Donate To GopherHole

oopppsss....didn't see that it was posted before. My bad.
 

Carroll, IOWA

Something is going on in Carroll, that is the same hometown of the metrodome sex stall queen, Lois Feldman.
 

And the bonus hidden 'only in Iowa' story: "We're very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away," Cayler said jokingly




....apologies for implying people in Iowa are racist. But I go where the jokes are.
 

It seems that wiscy people do the really disturbing things like necrophilia of the human and animal variety, while the Iowegians do the really stupid and absurd things. It's so fun to be surrounded by such inane behavior. It's too bad we have a vacant lot to the west of us or we could enjoy it from all sides.
 



dateline 1999? let's get back to discussing football, cuz in about 60 days we'll have the entire offseason to discuss neighboring states.
 


RedPoo said:
And the bonus hidden 'only in Iowa' story: "We're very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away," Cayler said jokingly




....apologies for implying people in Iowa are racist. But I go where the jokes are.
Click to expand...

By joking about black faces being the clue for his skilled investigators, I am pretty sure he meant only the fact that they had black permanent marker on their faces, not that they looked black. One guy looks like he has a Batman mask colored on his face, and the other a beard. Neither looks like he was going for a change in ethnicity disguise.

Its a funny story. I can't imagine how drunk or high they must have been when they thought up that plan.
 



MplsHawk said:
By joking about black faces being the clue for his skilled investigators, I am pretty sure he meant only the fact that they had black permanent marker on their faces, not that they looked black. One guy looks like he has a Batman mask colored on his face, and the other a beard. Neither looks like he was going for a change in ethnicity disguise.

Its a funny story. I can't imagine how drunk or high they must have been when they thought up that plan.
Click to expand...
Whoosh!! :D
 

MplsHawk said:
By joking about black faces being the clue for his skilled investigators, I am pretty sure he meant only the fact that they had black permanent marker on their faces, not that they looked black. One guy looks like he has a Batman mask colored on his face, and the other a beard. Neither looks like he was going for a change in ethnicity disguise.
Click to expand...

Do you honestly think I didn't get what he meant? It's a joke...I read the story, and saw the same pictures.

I mean, I might be kind of stupid, but it's not like I grew up in Iowa or something. :D
 





RedPoo said:
Do you honestly think I didn't get what he meant? It's a joke...I read the story, and saw the same pictures.

I mean, I might be kind of stupid, but it's not like I grew up in Iowa or something. :D
Click to expand...

Ya, that might have been a bit dense on my part. Forgive me, I spent some time in Iowa growing up. :pig::pig::D:pig::pig:

I figured you knew what he meant, but try as I might I didn't see anything funny about it since they didn't even look close to going for the black look. That, coupled with the fact that some of the knuckle draggers around here will run with anything anti-Iowa as a truth, kicked my OCD into gear. I will take my meds and go back to sleep now.
 



Did someone say meds????

MplsHawk said:
Ya, that might have been a bit dense on my part. Forgive me, I spent some time in Iowa growing up. :pig::pig::D:pig::pig:

I figured you knew what he meant, but try as I might I didn't see anything funny about it since they didn't even look close to going for the black look. That, coupled with the fact that some of the knuckle draggers around here will run with anything anti-Iowa as a truth, kicked my OCD into gear. I will take my meds and go back to sleep now.
Click to expand...

Thanks the the reminder.:D
 


STPGopher said:
Thanks the the reminder.:D
Click to expand...

Hey, my urban hog farming operation generates less smell than the Mpls sewer system at 7th and Nicollet! Besides, I am teaching them to play football.

.....:pig:...............:pig::pig::pig::pig::pig::pig:
..............:pig:.........................:pig:..........................:pig:

.............................................. :pig:
 

You must log in or register to reply here.



Top Bottom