Where are the Gopher helpers?
http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bas...siers-get-40m-donation-renovate-assembly-hall
http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bas...siers-get-40m-donation-renovate-assembly-hall
"University President Michael McRobbie announced the gift during a news conference Thursday in which he said the home court of the Hoosiers' men's and women's basketball teams would be renamed the Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall once renovations are complete as early as 2016."
So $40 million apparently buys the naming rights to the home court (floor?) of Assembly Hall. Pretty neat idea. For somewhat less of a donation, perhaps our University could offer naming rights to a piece of the Barn - say a girder or railing or seat; something like that. On second thought, maybe not a seat per se. The idea of who-knows-who sitting on my face 21 times per season is not that inspiring.
Just have your face sticking your tongue out and don't worry, no one will sit there.