My wife...

[everybody knows my name]

My wife is going to Fedex her resume to Maturi on Monday, if we don't have a coach by then. I think hiring her would be a great move for the U, and here's why:

1. She would take the job for $100K/year, which is a huge savings for the university.
2. She'll hire assistant coaches for the same pay, which is another nice savings for the U.
3. Though the Gophers may never win a game under her supervision, they're still members of the B10 and will turn a tidy profit based on network profit sharing and minimum attendance figures.
4. As a female, she'll count towards any affirmative action-type disadvantaged minority hiring quotas that may apply.

I endorse this hire, and you should too.

 

[Go4]

My wife is going to Fedex her resume to Maturi on Monday, if we don't have a coach by then. I think hiring her would be a great move for the U, and here's why:

1. She would take the job for $100K/year, which is a huge savings for the university.
2. She'll hire assistant coaches for the same pay, which is another nice savings for the U.
3. Though the Gophers may never win a game under her supervision, they're still members of the B10 and will turn a tidy profit based on network profit sharing and minimum attendance figures.
4. As a female, she'll count towards any affirmative action-type disadvantaged minority hiring quotas that may apply.

I endorse this hire, and you should too.

picture please, thanks

 

[Off-GridTNgopher]

is she hot..... if im paying to see a product on the field, it better be of some quality

 

[Buck the Fadgers]

yeah post a picture and we will decide

 

[everybody knows my name]

She's prettier than Jerry F'n Kill, that's all you need to know.

 

[MrGopher]

how's her chili?

Brew's was hot, but it left a very bad aftertaste.

Good chili will go a long way. Especially in recruiting.

 

[MadtownGopher]

She's prettier than Jerry F'n Kill, that's all you need to know.

Well Kill is probably the ugliest rumored candidate so that's not really setting the bar all that high.

 

[Dr.Don]

I do not like women who prostitute themselves just to support their husbands.

 

[MrGopher]

I do not like women who prostitute themselves just to support their husbands.

Is that why you drink so much?

 

[91 CLA Grad]

 

[MrGopher]

Well Kill is probably the ugliest rumored candidate so that's not really setting the bar all that high.

Haha, funny story.

So with guys like Mangino, Trestman, Leach, Fulmer, etc. being mentioned a lot around here, I initially doubted your claim about Kill.

Then I realized that I couldn't, for the life of me, picture his face! Long story short, I google-image searched him: he's definitely in that group.

I'm going to hell. Sigh. Oh well. At least I can pick on Pantherhawk while I'm down there.

 

[everybody knows my name]

 

[matt]

dibs!

 

[everybody knows my name]

Actually, I feel bad now. My wife is a lovely lady. Put her somewhere between the lady in the picture (above) and Jessica Alba. She's closer to lovely than ugly on the mud fence contimuum.

At least, I'm pretty sure that most of the guys on this board would prefer her to even the handsomest male head coach candidate. But that's just an assumption of mine, based on certain presuppositions about Gophers fans. I could be wrong...

 

[Firejumper]

Still prettier than Maturi.