MSU Mankato football player involved in murder attempt, son of a former Gopher

[Go4]

MSU football program dealing with another sad situation with a former player, who is also the son of a former gopher. >> http://www.startribune.com/local/south/272887981.html <<

 

[highwayman]

Former MSU-Mankato Standout Arrested in Drug-Related Attempted Murder

Of course, our rinky-dink local paper has this headline:

Standout MSU football player charged in shooting


Stupid, dumb idiot, yes, but OK editers (sic), report the news. He's no longer playing at MSU-Mankato. FYI, Philip Nelson is no longer at UM.

 

[gophmeister]

Who the f##k brings a gun to the Renaissance Festival?

 

[highwayman]

Who the f##k brings a gun to the Renaissance Festival?

A musket I can understand.

 

[everybody knows my name]

A musket I can understand.

No, a musket would be an anachronism.

 

[GoodasGold]

Orange is the new Black

 

[Jayeyem]

Who the f##k brings a gun to the Renaissance Festival?

In fairness, he shot him near the Renaissance Festival and he staggered over for help.

 

[Jayeyem]

In other news, the victim has an impressive rap sheet.

 

[highwayman]

No, a musket would be an anachronism.

Should have used a arquebus, then.

 

[Dr.Don]

With my luck, I'd bring a gun to a knife fight.