In case anyone involved with setting the schedules in the athletic department is reading this - can you have at least one speaking event that is somewhere in the metro area and is intended for a general audience? Please? He does a lot of community outreach, and is to be commended for that, but all of his events are either way outstate, or intended for a specific audience (non-season-ticket holders, coaches, women, etc.). In order to hear him speak, I would either have to drive for hours, become a coach, give up my season tickets, or have a sex change. Since I won't be doing any of those things, can you please just schedule one event in the metro area that I, a non-coach, non-woman, metro area-residing season ticket holder, can reasonably attend? Just one? Please?