Gopher Bandanna Guy
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...Maturi loping over to the Gopher bench mid 4th quarter? Seemed a little premature to congratulate on the victory. Wonder what he said? My speculative convo is as such:
Maturi: Great win Tim. Great win.
Coach Brew: Hey Joel, we gotta ways to go yet here, keep your chili hot, but let's talk later, okay?
Maturi: Alright, alright Tim - you do your thing. Just remember we're evaluating your progress this season, you want to be re-upped, right?
Coach Brew: Yeah, but not if its like this. Why are you publicly letting every sportswriter in town in on your eval process... HEY, CAMPBELL! CAMPBELL!!! ISO ON KAFKA! ISO ON KAFKA!... Look Joel, this really isn't the time.
Maturi: I know, I know. But I just want you to coach like there's pressure on you.
Coach Brew: There IS pressure on me... ATTABOY WILHITE!! OFFENSE GET OUT THERE! I WANT SIX!
Maturi: Well I see you've got this well in hand. I'll go sit back down. Don't forget to go easy on Wisconsin next week. I worked there for 9 years, remember?
Coach Brew: (under his breath) I can't think of a better reason than to beat them by 6 TDs...
http://www.givehellgoldy.blogspot.com/
Maturi: Great win Tim. Great win.
Coach Brew: Hey Joel, we gotta ways to go yet here, keep your chili hot, but let's talk later, okay?
Maturi: Alright, alright Tim - you do your thing. Just remember we're evaluating your progress this season, you want to be re-upped, right?
Coach Brew: Yeah, but not if its like this. Why are you publicly letting every sportswriter in town in on your eval process... HEY, CAMPBELL! CAMPBELL!!! ISO ON KAFKA! ISO ON KAFKA!... Look Joel, this really isn't the time.
Maturi: I know, I know. But I just want you to coach like there's pressure on you.
Coach Brew: There IS pressure on me... ATTABOY WILHITE!! OFFENSE GET OUT THERE! I WANT SIX!
Maturi: Well I see you've got this well in hand. I'll go sit back down. Don't forget to go easy on Wisconsin next week. I worked there for 9 years, remember?
Coach Brew: (under his breath) I can't think of a better reason than to beat them by 6 TDs...
http://www.givehellgoldy.blogspot.com/