Minnesota Football Game Predictions: 2014 Big Ten Season Simulation

[Killjoy]

By Matt Humbert

Some Big Ten schedule projects for the Minnesota Golden Gophers as they head into their bye week. Happy Oktoberfest!

Nothing like a little bye week action after winning back the oldest trophy in college football to kick up one's feet, enjoy some of the finest offerings of the fall and watch some sports without writhing in agony. What's everyone else gonna do in the absence of some pigskin this weekend?

M&B will keep on modelin' on.

To see Matt's latest modeling click on the link below.

http://www.thedailygopher.com/2014/...me-predictions-2014-big-ten-season-simulation

 

[Sparlimb]

another shameless plug for some other site.

 

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[short ornery norwegian]

I can barely balance my checkbook, so I don't pretend to understand the principles behind Matt's predictions. But, I sure hope they're valid. If the Gophs come up with 5 BIG TEN WINS, Wren's head may explode.