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Listen, I know what you're going to say, "He's never had any college experience as a HC." or "He jumps from job to job like he works in fast food and pees in the fryer" or "His tiny arms were barely strong enough to lift that Grey Cup he won." None of that matters though because the reality is this: We're going to blow this hire. Why not embrace it now? Why not welcome Trestman with a Molson and a pat on the back?

So, who's with me? Who hears the call of the Moose and is not afraid?
 


I will stand on the other side of the line and fight you with a trident.
 

Bonus for Trestman as new Gopher HC: No more confusing communication due to Canadian accent, eh?
 

Bonus for Trestman as new Gopher HC: Shorter field will mean his offense will need drives that aren't as long.
 





Where do you park the bandwagon? I have a mixture I would like to put in the gas tank.
 









If Maturi and Bruininks look at this critically, Trestman will not be our head coach.

It would be Leach. I think if they hire almost anyone else, the search committee is doing the fans and program a disservice.
 

If we hire him and it doesn't work out, people will say "See no one can win at Minnesota!", instead of sitting down and examining why we make wrong hiring decisions.

If we hire Trestman, he will punt on 3rd down. He will be confused when the ball is at midfield and he can't find the 55 yard line. And he will forget and have 12 men on the field all the time. He'll celebrate with every touchback, thinking we got 1 point for it.
 



numerous fine contributions to this hilarious thread!

thank you for the comedic relief:clap:
 

Silvio said:
Their football is round and they can't use their hands.
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Unfair, unfair! The word football in Canada does not refer to soccer, they use the word soccer for that! Canadian football is a very close cousin of American football, it just evolved slightly differently from the same common set of rules.
 

Tarver's Mustache Comb said:
False alarm. That was a bear.
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I heard the bear has good grades and a strong sat score. But he his eligibility clock may have started early, something about taking classes at the local community college. Something about adapting to climate change and fishing in a warming climate.
 

Bonus for Trestman as new Gopher HC: Rumor is that TCF Bank Stadium will add French Toast sticks with real Canadian maple syrup. Delish!
 

RodentRampage said:
Unfair, unfair! The word football in Canada does not refer to soccer, they use the word soccer for that! Canadian football is a very close cousin of American football, it just evolved slightly differently from the same common set of rules.
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I stand corrected. What about their punters? Are they American or Australian rules in style?
 

Perhaps some poutine as well? That could sway my favor.
 

Will they be required to list all signs in both French & English?
 

Reporter: Why did you go for two?
Trestman: Because I couldn't go for a rouge.

That would be awesome!
 

Tarver's Mustache Comb said:
Bonus for Trestman as new Gopher HC: Rumor is that TCF Bank Stadium will add French Toast sticks with real Canadian maple syrup. Delish!
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That's Freedom Toast sticks around here, son. I'm not sure how you seal killers up north do things, but we're not big on Frenchies in these parts.

I'd suggest we let Trestman stay up there and coach the best team in America's hat.
 




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