This is three times this week-end. I've gotta start drinking again. I promise, no more.
Welcome to Da U, Jerry Kill.
You’ll be here tomorrow you will.
You’ve had a good record, but still,
We hoped for an honest-to-God thrill.
You’ll sense disappointment when you open here.
But that’ll disappear ‘fore the end of the year.
Don’t let our reaction instill in you fear.
If you win, it’ll be Jerry Kill, Jerry Kill dear.
The key will be for you to get a quick start.
So don’t put the horse in front of the cart,
Call every recruit that said they want to be part,
Of this institution we love with all of our heart.
Immediately get your staff right in the door,
Spend some cash, we can’t afford to seem poor.
With assistants we’ve had LESS, now we want MORE!
Take this thing to first class right down to it’s core.
There’s more talent here than you expect to see,
If you coach it right up it just might be,
We can get to the big ten top five, four or three.
If so, from our shackles we’ll finally be free!
And don’t let the radio or press get you down.
You might think everyone’s an ass or a clown.
You won’t be far wrong, but don’t stress or frown,
Success, we’ll make you Mayor of our Dinkytown!
If you read this you might think I’m a little too phrasey,
But we bloggers bleed Maroon and Gold just like crazy,
We doubted the Brew and thought Mason was lazy,
If you put it together our love won’t be hazy.
We recognize a chance was also taken by you.
Our dedication and loyalty you’ll see it as true,
And we’ve one more thing we must say to you.
Welcome Aboard, and love us, “Da U”!!!
Welcome to Da U, Jerry Kill.
You’ll be here tomorrow you will.
You’ve had a good record, but still,
We hoped for an honest-to-God thrill.
You’ll sense disappointment when you open here.
But that’ll disappear ‘fore the end of the year.
Don’t let our reaction instill in you fear.
If you win, it’ll be Jerry Kill, Jerry Kill dear.
The key will be for you to get a quick start.
So don’t put the horse in front of the cart,
Call every recruit that said they want to be part,
Of this institution we love with all of our heart.
Immediately get your staff right in the door,
Spend some cash, we can’t afford to seem poor.
With assistants we’ve had LESS, now we want MORE!
Take this thing to first class right down to it’s core.
There’s more talent here than you expect to see,
If you coach it right up it just might be,
We can get to the big ten top five, four or three.
If so, from our shackles we’ll finally be free!
And don’t let the radio or press get you down.
You might think everyone’s an ass or a clown.
You won’t be far wrong, but don’t stress or frown,
Success, we’ll make you Mayor of our Dinkytown!
If you read this you might think I’m a little too phrasey,
But we bloggers bleed Maroon and Gold just like crazy,
We doubted the Brew and thought Mason was lazy,
If you put it together our love won’t be hazy.
We recognize a chance was also taken by you.
Our dedication and loyalty you’ll see it as true,
And we’ve one more thing we must say to you.
Welcome Aboard, and love us, “Da U”!!!