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I've just been handed a urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.


WISCONSIN SUCKS.

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Yes it has been confirmed

At 10:10 AM in the great State of Minnesota. Wisconson still Sucks.
There identity has been confirmed, law enforcement please use all force necessary when apprehending these Sucks from Wisconsin. Write as many tickets as necessary.
 


Becky, I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
 

The most fun I have while driving in Wisconsin, is to take County roads to get from point A to point B. All of a sudden, there is an intersection that has a bar, a small convenience store, and a Catholic church. Guess which is the busiest?
 


the trailerpark? the Future serial killers of America meeting? those would probably be busier
 


""the trailerpark? the Future serial killers of America meeting? those would probably be busier ""

""necrophilia's anonymous? ""


I went into the bar, all of the above were meeting together in the back room with the pool table. I sat at the bar, ordered a beer, and the only normal people in that bar were the bartender, another dude, and me. And I am not too sure the other dude was normal, as he was a BadJerk fan.
 

Yeah, Wisconsin sure does suck. They just plain suck! I've seen teams suck before, but they are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
 









Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it Wisconsin, which of course in German means a "whale's vagina."
 

goldengun said:
Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it Wisconsin, which of course in German means a "whale's vagina."
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I understand your desire to post in an epic thread, but this was nearly epic fail.
 

monk10 said:
I understand your desire to post in an epic thread, but this was nearly epic fail.
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Have you seen the movie? If so, you'll understand that quote was hilarious.

If not, then don't comment on things you don't understand.
 


And ... as we were saying.

gopher7 said:
Yeah, Wisconsin sure does suck. They just plain suck! I've seen teams suck before, but they are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
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I may not understand the German origins of Wisconsin, but I can tell you that it is 4:04 PM and the Badgers still suck!
 




monk10 said:
Despite dpodoll68 struggling to understand the epicness of this thread, the BADgers still suck.
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Just as I thought. You don't get the joke, and rather than admitting as such, you lash out. Good job.
 

dpodoll68 said:
Just as I thought. You don't get the joke, and rather than admitting as such, you lash out. Good job.
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Just wanted to quote this since you have no idea how much your ability to comprehend what is going on in this thread sucks like the badgers.
 

2:42 and I think the badgers suck even more than before. How is that possible. It defies explanation. How can the very epitome of suck suck even more. I don't get it, yet it's true. Oh wait, 2:43 and they suck even more than they did just a minute ago. redefining the limits of suckitude. Wow.
 


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