I've discovered how we can beat Iowa!

[Governor Sibley]

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[BilldGopher]

Hmmmmnnnn....

Although an effective means of slowing down the "Big Black/Gold Machine," it's use in gridiron theatre of battle is not justified. Iowa has just renovated Kinnick...the collateral damage is just too great.

Rather, the continued practice of throwing human waves of linemen, backs, and receivers (absent a Patton at QB) at the Herky Horde is probably our best hope.

Thanks for the early morning joke. I'm hoping today's game is not one either.

Go Gophers! Beat the Buckeyes!