Iowa WR arrested

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According to their beat guy, it's typically a 1 game suspension, but he wasn't sure if the fake ID would lead to more of a suspension.
 

MaxyJR1 said:
According to their beat guy, it's typically a 1 game suspension, but he wasn't sure if the fake ID would lead to more of a suspension.
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Sounds like he also crashed into multiple cars too, so there's that.
 

He will miss their game against Illinois State, they will win by 40 anyway, and people will continue to ignore what a scumbag Kirk is.
 




Apparently he has multiple speeding tickets and didn’t show for a reckless driving court appearance since arriving in Iowa City (per internet 🤷‍♂️). So, probably not his first rodeo. And this was not an ordinary weaving around drunk driving incident. Per police guy was wacked out of his mind causing property damage; maybe the kind of drunk that would take out a family driving back from vacation in the Black Hills. He “should” be taken off the road for awhile.

Iowa City police observed Brown driving near his home in Iowa City with significant front-end damage to his vehicle, including a wheel turned completely sideways.

According to police, Brown backed his vehicle onto a lawn and began spinning the tires before being stopped. They observed "bloodshot watery eyes, slurred speech, poor balance" and alcohol odor on his body.

Brown refused field sobriety tests and breath tests



But the Iowa collective is already trying to get this dude cleared to play. Great use of their donations. How about a year of Uber rides, guys.



Just got an email:

"Attention SWARM donors, the time is now to pay up so Kaleb Brown can get the top OWI attorneys and beat this charge, you know what you have to do. Do it for Hawkeye Football! Go Hawks!"
 




Pompous Elitist said:
Just got an email:

"Attention SWARM donors, the time is now to pay up so Kaleb Brown can get the top OWI attorneys and beat this charge, you know what you have to do. Do it for Hawkeye Football! Go Hawks!"
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Is this real or an internet joke?
 






Pompous Elitist said:
Apparently he has multiple speeding tickets and didn’t show for a reckless driving court appearance since arriving in Iowa City (per internet 🤷‍♂️). So, probably not his first rodeo. And this was not an ordinary weaving around drunk driving incident. Per police guy was wacked out of his mind causing property damage; maybe the kind of drunk that would take out a family driving back from vacation in the Black Hills. He “should” be taken off the road for awhile.

Iowa City police observed Brown driving near his home in Iowa City with significant front-end damage to his vehicle, including a wheel turned completely sideways.

According to police, Brown backed his vehicle onto a lawn and began spinning the tires before being stopped. They observed "bloodshot watery eyes, slurred speech, poor balance" and alcohol odor on his body.

Brown refused field sobriety tests and breath tests



But the Iowa collective is already trying to get this dude cleared to play. Great use of their donations. How about a year of Uber rides, guys.



Just got an email:

"Attention SWARM donors, the time is now to pay up so Kaleb Brown can get the top OWI attorneys and beat this charge, you know what you have to do. Do it for Hawkeye Football! Go Hawks!"
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tOSU let him go and playing time was his thought, but not tOSU's.
 





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