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Gentlemen,

Last night a celestial guide, an other-worldly source of information came to me while I was dreaming. I now share with you some things that are to come.

According to my dream, on November 26, I will tune into the Badgers game in the third quarter. The Gophers will be leading 76-7. At precisely the moment I tune in, Wolitarsky goes deep on a fly pattern. Leidner (who is having a day to put him in the same breath as Marino) hits him in stride, and Wolitarsky leaves his feet needlessly, landing with the ball safely at the 11 yard line. Touchdown pass to Brooks out of the backfield - next play.

Let he who has ears to hear, listen.

Amen.
 

I forgot to mention the important part of my vision: after I witness the TD arising from Wolitarsky's catch, I begin drinking at a torrid pace. Fear not, I drink.
 





For the record, Wolitarsky will streak down the right side of the field and catch the ball over his left shoulder.

So it has been spoken, so it shall be.

Amen.

Sit tight, watch, drink, and be privy to prophecy.
 




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