If the Gophers lose tonight... (fill in the blank)

[TheSportsAce]

...Tubby will hold a camp for current student point guards tomorrow and immediately insert the best one into our starting lineup.

What's a Hoosier?

 

[SelectionSunday]

. ... (minus the Hoosiers having Watford and perhaps Jones) it would be a disappointing and unsightly loss.

But on the bright side for Hoosier fans, it will give them another opportunity to storm the court after beating a second middle-of-the-pack Big Ten team.

 

[station19]

......their record will be 5-5

 

[Dr.Don]

..... We WILL hear from millions2spare.

 

[ShowinGoldyLove]

..... We WILL hear from millions2spare.

And GopherWeirdo, and BigGopherFan, and probably Art as well. We usually don't see them unless we lose...

 

[Go4]

if the gophers lose some on the hole will post a bunch telling us that tubby is getting a free pass. they will want to 'burn' the 'barn'.

 

[jovs]

If they lose they will be right on top of the bubble, the Penn State games would become very important as far as NCAA is concerned.

 

[Blizzard]

If the Gophers lose it will ruin a 2 - 0 record this week because we're going to beat #1 Ohio State on Sunday.

 

[josh087]

Panic.

 

[Goph4phan]

Beat the dog. Then go over to the neighbors house. And beat their dog.

I think that would be sufficient.

 

[bga1]

Panic.

They will win. Everybody looks at games like the Ohio State game as the "big" games. At our current status- games like this are the big games. We need to win this game. Beat Ohio State? I think we could do it and that would be huge but that's a bonus game that you don't have to win.

Go Gophers!

 

[howeda7]

A week ago, no big thing. That building is tough to win in, period. Now, given the advantages that have fallen in our lap, it would be hard not to see it as a giant red flag.

 

[34Gopher]

If we lose, Crean will make out with his wife before shaking Tubby's hand.

 

[Rosemountian]

If they lose they will be right on top of the bubble, the Penn State games would become very important as far as NCAA is concerned.

They are gonna drop from what people see as at worst a 6 seed to right on top of the bubble (last 4 in) with one loss to a team with an rpi in the mid 100s?

I think not. Didn't west Virginia just lose to a team a lot worse than Indiana like 2 weeks ago?

 

[Section201]

If we lose today...

If we lose today we will see the first NIT thread.

 

[Rosemountian]

What's a Hoosier?

Hoosier (pronounced /ˈhuːʒər/) is the official demonym for a resident of the U.S. State of Indiana. Although residents of most U.S. states typically adopt a derivative of the state name, e.g., Indianan or Indianian, natives of Indiana never use these demonyms.

It would be like if we were the Minnesota Minnesotans.

 

[TheSportsAce]

Hoosier (pronounced /ˈhuːʒər/) is the official demonym for a resident of the U.S. State of Indiana. Although residents of most U.S. states typically adopt a derivative of the state name, e.g., Indianan or Indianian, natives of Indiana never use these demonyms.

I dare say this might be the first time a pronunciation key was used in the history of GopherHole. For that, I award a +1.