If the Gophers Beat Texas: (completion question)

[Dr.Don]

Let's have a little fun here, one entry per customer. I'll start.

If the Gophers Beat Texas: I'll go sane.

 

[boner4goldy]

If the gophers beat texas: I guarantee a victory over duke.

 

[hinjon]

I'll earn one point in both my brackets.

 

[bamor5229]

If the Gophers beat Texas...

Norm Green should admit he was wrong.

 

[Schnoodler]

Bristol Palin will reunite with what's his name and Alaska can smile again.

 

[Schlic Daddy]

If the gophers beat texas: I guarantee a victory over duke.

If the gophers beat DUKE, I will get a boner4goldy

 

[Reserve]

If the Gophers beat Texas I'll look forward to the matchup with Duke.

 

[freshtrout]

When the Gophers beat Texas, the smoked ribs will taste even sweeter ..

 

[SelectionSunday]

If the Gophers beat Texas. ...

win or lose vs. Duke we'll really find out where we're at as a program. That is a good thing.

As much as I can't stand Duke & Coach K, the Dukies (like MSU, UNC, Kansas, etc.) are one of the few programs where if you play them you get a true measuring stick of exactly where you're at heading into the next game or next season. I hope we get the chance to see how we measure up.

 

[GoGoGophers]

If the Gophers beat Texas...

it'll be a fun Saturday. I just want the shot at Duke. I know the odds are that it'll be a disaster and we'll hear all day Friday and pregame about how the ACC will dominate the B10 again, but I don't care. I want Tubby to go toe-to-toe with K and try to throw a haymaker. Worse 10 seeds have beaten better 2 seeds, I know that.

I have visions of Homer vs. Drederick Tatum.

"That talking cactus is right..."

 

[HopHead]

If the Gophers beat Texas, Friday will be a day filled with sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.
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[ulmer]

I f the Gophers beat Texas we should have a senatorial mud wrestling to the death half time spectacle. Maybe a warm up match with Klobachar and Bachman.

 

[KoolAid]

If the gophers beat Texas, all the drinks are on me.

Side note: if the Gophers lose to Texas, all the drinks are for me

 

[GortonsFisherman011]

I f the Gophers beat Texas we should have a senatorial mud wrestling to the death half time spectacle. Maybe a warm up match with Klobachar and Bachman.

That's not really fair, Klobuchar is actually a man!

 

[GopherGold]

If the Gophers beat Texas, I will take work off on Friday because I will probably have a mean hangover AND I will watch again on Sunday.
If the Gophers beat Duke, I will take work off on Monday because I will probably have a mean hangover AND I will fly to Boston.

 

[Tater]

...Bostick will have scored in double figures.

 

[StewieGopherFan]

If the gophers beat texas, I will be happy...

If the gophers beat duke, I will need a new pair of boxers.

 

[M C Orange]

when texas beats the gophers, i'll have a movie marathon consisting of caddyshack and fargo

 

[Dr.Don]

M C Orange.....disqualified. Took the wrong test. Lost eligibility.