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I guess he attended the press conference. So I imagine that tomorrow there will be an article filled with one sentence paragraphs that is as informed as all his previous columns. I'm sure he will be as glib as ever.
 

I can't see that happening.

Not ever again.

It is completely implausible.
 

First 6 paragraphs. Six one sentence paragraphs. I'm calling it 4 attempts at a knee slapper. Way to surprise Jimmy boy.

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It took Jerry Kill about three minutes to make us laugh.

Now he gets a few years to make us care.

Kill, the new Gophers football coach, brought his version of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour to TCF Bank Stadium on Monday, even introducing his lovely wife to prove he's America's biggest matrimonial overachiever since Lyle Lovett married Julia Roberts.

Kill, unlike his predecessor, made a great first impression, leaving a fretful fan base with mixed feelings.

It's hard not to like Kill.

It's hard to trust Maturi.
 

Oh that is funny. Hammer hits nail on head...
 

In other parts of the country, the national media goes to the local media to get information on the local team. Here, the local media, if they want to get any information, they go to the national media. It seems so many in the local media can't be bothered to actually find anything out about Coach Kill. They get that he was the coach at NIU, but that seems to be as deep as they will dig. The "article" makes it appear that Kill was making joke after joke. We could pretty much replace the local media with people from Gopherhole, and no one would notice the loss.
 





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