First 6 paragraphs. Six one sentence paragraphs. I'm calling it 4 attempts at a knee slapper. Way to surprise Jimmy boy.
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It took Jerry Kill about three minutes to make us laugh.
Now he gets a few years to make us care.
Kill, the new Gophers football coach, brought his version of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour to TCF Bank Stadium on Monday, even introducing his lovely wife to prove he's America's biggest matrimonial overachiever since Lyle Lovett married Julia Roberts.
Kill, unlike his predecessor, made a great first impression, leaving a fretful fan base with mixed feelings.
It's hard not to like Kill.
It's hard to trust Maturi.