Goldy's #1 in Mascot Power Rankings!


In all seriousness, Goldy Gopher does a hell of a job.
 

Just think how solid his lead in the power rankings would be if he wore an "M" sweater instead of a jersey.
 


If he wore an M on his sweater, every time he looked down, he would see a W.
 


anything is better than that creepy obsessed hawk thing that was on our sidelines last year
 



What he lacks in ferociousness and intimidation, he makes up for in class and character. Classiest mascot in the biz, I say!
 



Money, it's gotta be the shoes.

Where do I get those?
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