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Spoofin said:
Player names can be short-handed by using initials and jersey number (ML7) and no one will get bent out of shape about it.


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Another of my favorites.
 

BarnBoy said:
RUTM (Run up the middle)

Hiding the playbook until B1G play begins

Was it Limegrover holding us back or Kill, or Leidner?

The best player on the Gophers roster is always the backup quarterback
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IALTO

Every preseason, If we'd just pass more (or run all the time-take your pick) our offense wouldn't be terrible or boring. Also, jet sweep. Run run, pass, punt.
 





How much Badger Joel Maturi sabotaged the MN athletic dept. and it always better to recruit MN kids vs equally talented recruits from out of state.
 

Predict the score!

Sports Huddle summation by the great DL!

Pissing matches totally derailing threads.
 



100 day pictorial countdown to the season opener is one of my favorites!
 

Moderater, please ban so and so.

Take it to the Off Topic Board

Grammar police

Go get a room

All sorts of nazis for this and that

Soup Can

Phatrick
 


Sunny side? Shady side? Discuss.


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Goph94 said:
Sunny side? Shady side? Discuss.


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I have changed opinions on this the older I have gotten. I much more enjoy the Sunny side versus the Shady side of the stadium these days, well except the first game when it is sweltering hot and humid.
 

___________ is not walking through that door!

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Color of the endzones

Color match between the seats and the field markings
 

Oh, I'll chime in few....

- The University managed to LOSE $15,516 selling alcohol in 2012

- Phyllis F'ing Khan and her ability to take the fun out of anything

- that the Gophers lost a game against Michigan in football in 2003 ... Not a big deal. Doubt anyone remembers it!

- The band doesn't march down University Avenue before games, hmmm... did they before?

- Apparently the Gophers used to play off campus at a domed stadium. No mention yet of the Teflon mausoleum. Apparently it was a recruiting (dis)advantage.

- That's another Golden Gopher, first down !!!!!

- Apparently TCF Bank Stadium has cash registers now don't ya know.

- There's too much tailgating space is something I don't think has been written on this forum

- If anyone new here needs an update on Gopher apparel please follow ruppertflywheel - he's our resident fashionista. He's also a one-man Gallup poll if you need to compare Gopher apparel worn vs other sports teams locally

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Spoofin said:
Player names can be short-handed by using initials and jersey number (ML7) and no one will get bent out of shape about it.
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Did anyone mention "dots not stars" yet?
 

an obsessive curiosity of who is announcing our games and game times.
 


Go4 said:
an obsessive curiosity of who is announcing our games and game times.
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I was just going to mention this. I don't post a lot but I read this board just about everyday. This thread has made me laugh a lot. Thank you everybody.


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This is an elite thread [emoji3]


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Silent Verbals
Rose bowl grass blades
NDSU Bison = UND Bison or ND Fighting Sioux or ND Hawks
Don't talk about ex-Mn high school stars that aren't gophers
When will Gameday be here?
Thursday night season opener conflicts with the fair
How good would we be if X would have stayed home?
We can't post I-AA scores here
StarTribune comment section is for imbeciles, Gopherhole decorum is way above it
Macturi
 

Collarless shirt will cause elite coach to lose his elite players.
 

I'm pretty new here. At least in this incarnation. Had a different profile about 8 years ago or so. But I want to throw out Leidner being a 1st rd pick.
 


All have been mentioned I think but I still love:

Governor's Bell should not be a trophy
$5.00 Bits of broken chair should be a trophy
Knife wielding polar bears
J strings
Iowa couple in bathroom
 

Also what should be the 3rd quarter dance song.
Why do the old people not cheer loud at basketball
Friend of tubby who never was heard from again
Ellenson's parents helicopter accusations
 

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