Efforts to retrieve Slab of Bacon rebuffed

[Unregistered User]

Dad gum sons a biches!

We need some faster guys at GopherSports.com

 

[DarrenTheGreek]

Here's hoping that the intent of this article was merely to plant the seeds into some aspiring Danny Ocean's in Dinkytown.

 

[SickAndTiredOfLosingToWI]

Those guys are a disgrace to every thief who ever lived.

 

[13 Lined Ground Squirrel]

Should have gone armed with chair legs.

 

[RodentRampage]

Perhaps next time, don't tell them what you're there for. Tell them you are there to clean the windows or something like that.