Hordes of poisonous snakes, hornets, regular gang violence, and a poorly regulated lab that does unsanctioned testing on ebola. Also, the 19th flight of stairs on the horrendous walk up the massive hill occasionally gives out and causes innocent tailgaters to tumble to their deaths. And the creepy old homeless guys that live in the bathrooms and watch you poop.
It's really a horrible, horrible place. We only tailgate there before every game so that other innocent Gopher fans won't be subjected to it. You're welcome.