Dylan Raiola Goes down as easy as….

[corcorangopher]

I could tell you to keep this clean, but I know you better than that. What have you GopherHole?

 

[Texan Gopher]

.... goes down as easy as Monica Lewinsky at the White House

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Steven Tyler in an elevator.

 

[GophersInIowa]

a $10 hooker

 

[KoolAid]

The World Trade Center

 

[Ewert86PC]

Grandma when you kick her cane away.

 

[stocker08]

Patrick Mahomes likability.

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

His offensive line?

 

[Spaulding!No!]

It is as tho the season is shot and he wants to stay healthy for the next contract.

 

[GopherVotary]

….Guinness fresh out of an Irish tap.

 

[Triple D]

Debbie in Dallas

 

[highwayman]

The World Trade Center

I had someone I knew have his throat slashed with a box cutter on one of the planes. Pretty funny, huh?

 

[SJUgopher]

A St. Thomas co-ed.

 

[fmlizard]

Syrup through a funnel.

A lot of times he went down kind of slow, but he always went down. So many coverage sacks.

 

[TwistingMyMelon]

The World Trade Center

Oh, boy, someone needs to reset his comedic instincts.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Oh, boy, someone needs to reset his comedic instincts.

Thank you

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

The World Trade Center

Wowza

 

[BilldGopher]

The World Trade Center

 

[Some Day...Maybe]

…Nebraska’s football program over the last 2 decades.

 

[Slim Tubby]

...than Lois Feldman in a Metrodome crapper.

(Just prepping some material for next weekend.)

 

[PMWinSTP]

Your sixth shot of...

 

[BadassMotherFlecker]

1,2,3

 

[DarrenTheGreek]

...Wisconsin in the Big Ten standings

 

[minnyrules11]

...Wisconsin in the Big Ten standings

And we have a winner!

 

[DrunkDons]

Nebraska fans on their cousins

 

[Unregistered User]

Nebraska fans on their cousins

Hey man! I have a cousin who is a Nebraska fan!

Hmmm…I should call her.

 

[Xerxes_]

I had someone I knew have his throat slashed with a box cutter on one of the planes. Pretty funny, huh?

I've read a lot of dumb shit on message boards and that one is at the top of the list.